HI guys.

eatmorecupcakes · September 2013

Hey. Remember me? I used to be fun, I used to participate, I used to look younger than 30.....then I went and had a big fat non sleeping baby. What the serious fark people. Fat baby is 8 months old and has only slept longer than 2 hours ONCE in his life. Yes, unfortunately you read that right. Once. This one time, he slept for almost 4 hours. It was awesome. It was amazing. I was in sleepy time heaven. It was a fluke. Add to this fact that big toddler now randomly walks into our bedroom in the middle of the night and wakes me up by petting my face.

Thank you for attending my pity party for one. I miss you. Especially you Crash. I also miss sleep. And wine. I've even been too tired for wine. Tragic.