UO Recap: TLAPD

LuckyDad

Me plans changed on account o’ today be Talk Like a Pirate Day. So I be presentin’ to you…
Pirate Recap: T’ REVENGE!!!

No executive summarrrrrry. Read t' recap or walk t' Plank!

LuckyDad

Page 1:

@MotherOfPearl85 think people should not be blowin’ their noses at t’ table. Arrrrrrr! ‘Tis foul, even at sea!

@RiverSong82 be havin’ a love/hate relationship with Autumn!

@RondackHiker be dreadin’ the new Bump Post Secret, and she be likin’ Rats. Avast! I be hatin’ rats! Foul vermin sneakin’ onto t’ hull o’ t’ ship, eatin’ t’ fruit an givin me crew scurrrrrvy!

@KlondikeBar be likin’ pumpkin, but not *everything* needs t’ be pumpkin in fall

@Sterling13 be sayin’ Winter is better than Summer. Ahoy! Ye can’t sail t’ Seven Seas in t’ Winter! Walk the Plank!

@kmm2150 be feedin’ her kid Fast Food on occasion

@acaudill75 be hatin’ t’ perfumes worn by t’ women o’ t’ South.

@andrea99 be feelin’ that if you don’t go to someone’s funeral, ye shouldn’t post a depressed status t’ Facebook. Sometimes it be hard to see yer mateys burrrrried at sea!

@acaudill75 be thinkin’ Arab countries need to stop blamin’ Israel for all their problems. It be rather true: There are GOVERNMENTS in the middle east that would blame Israel if it’s too hot outside.

LuckyDad

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@MrsT0514 thinks it be sorta tacky and stupid t’ go shoppin’ with theirrrr man for a Ring O’ Engagement. I don’t really care, but think that lady sounds a bit high maintenance and I would not be marryin’ herrrrrrrr.

@FhSTAR81 thinks it be dumb not to babyproof at all.

@LittleJerry did not care much about her rrrrrrring. I be likin’ her pragmatism.

@LoisLayn23 believes Angry Orchard be bettarrrrrr than Redd’s Apple Ale. As long as it gets me drunk!

LuckyDad

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@ncgirlgoingtori be glad her and her hubby don’t be knowin’ each other’s “number”.

@shanado don’t be carin’ for grand proposals. There were exactly two people at my proposal. Me and DW.

@TheNialler be thinkin’ Backstrrrrrreet Boys be better than NSync.

@SunnyMeg1 loves goin’ to t’ Dentist! I do be likin’ that clean feelin’...

LuckyDad

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@missyishere be lovin’ Vodka. Vodka be good, but it’s no RUM!!!

@FhSTAR81 says all coffee be nasty. WALK THE PLANK!

@GhostMonkey believe cubicals should be outlawed. She needs to be rearranging hers for maximum privacy…

-thar be way too much engagement ring talk

-thar be a lot o’ coffe talk too.

LuckyDad

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@Darbie914 don’t be likin’ excessive parties for less major life milestones like engagements and gender reveals.

@missyishere believes gifts for yer guests at a wedding reception or shower be unnecessary. She be right: t’ gift be FOOD and RUM (or other drink).

-Coffe Talk/Cider Talk

-Coke Talk

@Helenahhandbasket be thinkin’ complaints about seasonal weather be annoyin’ and 65 degrees is not “cold”.

missyishere

I had gross amounts of FREE rum at my reception. I did good.

LuckyDad

missyishere said:

I had gross amounts of FREE rum at my reception. I did good.

We did Wine and Beer. I recommended hip flasks for anyone who didn't like that. I don't think anyone actually brought one.

missyishere

We had rum, beer, and vodka. #oneup

LuckyDad

BostonKisses2 said:

@LuckyDad, this is awesome!  I'm glad you chose to celebrate the day and do the recap in pirate tongue. 

T' plan was to go high brow/Stereotypical rich guy, but then I saw Humpty's Avatar and the free donuts fer Pirrrrrates thread.

I be savin' Rich Guy fer another date.

LuckyDad

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@BrandiBee be thinkin’ wedding and everything that goes with them are stupid.

- Pre-planning weddings before engagements: Somewhere between sad and psycho. I be havin’ one friend where SHE has picked out the venue, etc. He doesn’t want to get married, ever. Awkward.

- Microchipping kids and old people

LuckyDad

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@CTGirl30 be thinkin’ t’ “new” fall trend o’ mixin’ patterns looks stupid. I still say me kid looks cute in a striped shirt an’ plaid shorts. Me wife be disagreein’.

@katem3277 thinks it be totally fine t’ drink responsibly around t’ kids. Popularrrrrrr!

@KJMashup be lovin’ t’ new Britney Song.

@Banich4eva be hatin’ leather shirts.

@katem3277 be lovin’ Las Vegas. I feel it be only as good as t’ company you keep there.

thebanich

LuckyDad said:

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@Banich4eva be hatin’ leather shirts.

ZOMG. I made the recap.  *swoons*

LuckyDad

Page 8:

-Vegas Talk

@Wordsmith226 be missin’ the Americaness of fall. USA! Although I live someplace that doesn’t really have a “fall”. I get wayyyy too excited when I see a tree change colors.

-Coffeeeee and Tea Talk. Yep.

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@Mackalien13 would rather be drinkin’ wine than eatin’ dessert! BOTH!

@Sterling13 be thinkin’ namin’ yer kid before they be born be odd. I be feelin’ like third trimester be just fine fer that.

-ye olde fountain soda talk

LuckyDad

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@Mom2Oli would be ok selling her diamond ring to go towards a house.
@Klondikebar be happy t’ Browns traded Trent Richardson to t’ Colts. But she be a Steelers fan.

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@morgann2010 be hatin’ leather couches and car seats due to stickiness and assburns

@kiraliz2 be thinkin’ Talk Like a Pirate Day be dumb. WALK THE PLANK!

@LuckyDad thinks women can leave socks on during sex and be hawt but men cannot.

LuckyDad

I be sorry if I missed anyone, as always.

LuckyDad

MabelShesTheBomb said:

I thought of a good one on the way back to work from lunch and then I forgot it whilst obsessing over my ex. I suck at life.

I have an entire list of UOs I made up this week but decided not to waste them on page 10 by the time I was at work and could post.

LuckyDad

kiraliz2 said:

MabelShesTheBomb said:

I thought of a good one on the way back to work from lunch and then I forgot it whilst obsessing over my ex. I suck at life.

For a minute I thought we were on the hate fuck thread.

Oh, are ye back from walking t' plank?

MrsT0514

Woo hoo I made the recap today! But I must ask...how does my UO make me high maintenance?? This made me LOL.

LuckyDad

@MrsT0514: Your friend sounds high maintenance. I wrote that in a very confusing way in me haste.

MrsT0514

@LuckyDad Ah..ok. Comprehension fail on my part. Anywho...yeah. I love her to death, but yes...she is quite high maintenance.

LuckyDad

MrsT0514 said:

@LuckyDad Ah..ok. Comprehension fail on my part. Anywho...yeah. I love her to death, but yes...she is quite high maintenance.

Nonono. You made a fairly logical assumption based on how I worded it. "The Lady" was vague.

I'll blame talking like a pirate, but then it should have been "T' Wench".

MrsT0514

LuckyDad said:

MrsT0514 said:

@LuckyDad Ah..ok. Comprehension fail on my part. Anywho...yeah. I love her to death, but yes...she is quite high maintenance.

Nonono. You made a fairly logical assumption based on how I worded it. "The Lady" was vague.

I'll blame talking like a pirate, but then it should have been "T' Wench".

I believe "wench" is a terribly underused term. I look for any excuse to use it! :-)

theimpossibleastronaut

Holy crap! I got mentioned in the recap! wooo! 

LuckyDad

RiverSong82 said:

Holy crap! I got mentioned in the recap! wooo! 

And you pushed it into page 2!

Confession: The AW in me is slightly bummed that the PostSecret stole a good chunk of the attention the recap might have otherwise received. Oh well.

theimpossibleastronaut

LuckyDad said:

RiverSong82 said:

Holy crap! I got mentioned in the recap! wooo! 

And you pushed it into page 2!

Confession: The AW in me is slightly bummed that the PostSecret stole a good chunk of the attention the recap might have otherwise received. Oh well.

if it makes you feel better, I abandoned that thread after finding out what it was. I just know I'd  never read it.