S/O of babycenter. You have to read this one...

peachysweet4

https://community.babycenter.com/post/a44601457/soooooooooooooo_embarrassed._wont_believe_what_happened_to_me

Please tell me this is MUD? Eeww gross if it isn't.

awisern

Oh my gosh....I would be soooo embarrassed!  I haven't read beyond the OP...it will be my afternoon entertainment!

Peaceb0ne

OMG. I call MUD. There is no way that could cause an orgasm? That wouldn't cause me to orgasm  :-?

emsrdh03

Oh lord. That can't be real.

peachysweet4

I have had wayyy too many vag ultrasounds to count. They don't move it in and out.

Ladiebug710

Muddy mud mud.

wellybean

:-&

IBackBevo

I call MUD.  They don't move it around that much...and who gets turned on by an ultrasound anyway? 

CraftyMama04

8-| Gross.

Kris2011RN

I didn't even notice it, I think I was to excited to see the baby on the screen to notice what the u/s tech was doing. I agree I think it is MUD

meli1025

This is why I hate all the other boards because no one ever calls them out on their buillshit.  I definitely call MUD. 

peachysweet4

Haha "did the wand at least use protection".

peachysweet4

meli1025 said:

This is why I hate all the other boards because no one ever calls them out on their buillshit.  I definitely call MUD. 

I was thinking it would have been a lot more funny here. It wouldn't have just stayed in the May board either.

getitdone

HAHA So Funny!!!!

2BMrsMcW

And then she posted this: https://community.babycenter.com/post/a44623345/i_hate_this_stupid_site

peachysweet4

2BMrsMcW said:

And then she posted this: https://community.babycenter.com/post/a44623345/i_hate_this_stupid_site

Haha

BBer4

2BMrsMcW said:

And then she posted this: https://community.babycenter.com/post/a44623345/i_hate_this_stupid_site

Ohhhhh I hope she comes over here!!!!

meli1025

BBer4 said:

2BMrsMcW said:

And then she posted this: https://community.babycenter.com/post/a44623345/i_hate_this_stupid_site

Ohhhhh I hope she comes over here!!!!

LOL.  I was just going to say I bet she makes her way over here next. 

cnk459

sorry for my total ignorance.. but I can't figure out the MUD acronym? 

meli1025

cnk459 said:

sorry for my total ignorance.. but I can't figure out the MUD acronym? 

Made Up Drama

bumpuser9353653

No way is that real. MUD all the way.

tbiscuit18

LOL! Both posts are awesome, definitely woke me up as I try to stay awake during my prep. 

Has to be MUD, but then again there are some seriously eff'd up people out there. 

meli1025

I just read through some of her post history for shits and giggles.....she sounds like a real gem. 

Empireceo

Yesssss, please come to The Bump!  May 2014 is crazy-deficient.

rach2686

WTF?

tbiscuit18

So because I'm procrastinating at work, I decided to read through some of the posts on baby center for fun...some of the women are only 4 weeks along and posting "team blue" or "team pink" in their signatures. I really hope these women get the opposite of whatever "team" they've claimed. 

**I'm super, short and cranky today. I almost wish someone was posting MUD on here today, because I'm ready to have at it with someone! Damn hormones. 

peachysweet4

ebuge said:

So because I'm procrastinating at work, I decided to read through some of the posts on baby center for fun...some of the women are only 4 weeks along and posting "team blue" or "team pink" in their signatures. I really hope these women get the opposite of whatever "team" they've claimed. 

**I'm super, short and cranky today. I almost wish someone was posting MUD on here today, because I'm ready to have at it with someone! Damn hormones. 

 

I'm glad I'm not the only meany that thinks like that lol.

kristine526

Please oh please oh please let her come here! That would be so fun!!!

talkthewholetime

HAHAHAHAHAH!! I went to college with a girl who would say shit like that for attention. ....i wonder if she is preggo.

Brandyjean30

I saw this last night!! Then she had another where she thought she was having twins because of what they saw at the orgasmic ultrasound

shortnstumpy

Personally I love the post where she has created a poll for people to vote for who is the baby daddy. Actually.created.a.poll Love the comments telling her to go on Maury.

peachysweet4

Someone go over there and tell her we would welcome her here lol.

yvanehtnioj

I was also disturbed by how many people were just like "El oh el, girlfriend!" If that story was true, that would be disgusting, because hello, she had to have had some kind of warning that was happening & didn't stop it?! It's also sexual assault if the u/s tech was doing that on purpose. So basically there's nothing funny about that horrible story.