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It is Monday, right?

NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
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What's with all the crazy? Wtf went down today? If there's anyone out there that's bored and wants to recap for me, I'm all ears.
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Re: It is Monday, right?

  • ZaynMalikZaynMalik member
    Last I checked.

    But I often forget the date and time. You haven't got a pen, have you? I'm thinking perhaps I ought to write it on my hand.
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  • Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    You have enough ink on you, Zayn.
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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    Oh, hey boys.
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  • Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    We're sitting next to you, Niall.

    You smell really good, btw. Nando's and cologne. Mack would be all up on that.
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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    TheNialler said:

    Yea, But you are also on here, and I hadn't said Hi here yet. I didnt want to be rude. Bloody hell.
    Thanks, but I think @Mackalien13 is ignoring me. Guess I'll have to find another lady that wants all these Irish goodies.


    I'm a 100% Irish. Wanna make out?
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  • Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    Chill, mate. It's all good.

    Don't give up on @Mackalien13 . She really loves you.
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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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  • ZaynMalikZaynMalik member
    shanado said:
    Yea, But you are also on here, and I hadn't said Hi here yet. I didnt want to be rude. Bloody hell.
    Thanks, but I think @Mackalien13 is ignoring me. Guess I'll have to find another lady that wants all these Irish goodies.
    I'm a 100% Irish. Wanna make out?
    Don't mind me. I'll just sit over here quietly and paint my emotions.

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    Sooks promised to deconstruct The Awakening with me later. Should be fascinating. She's got quite the prowess for discussing Edna's sexuality, in spite of her intact virginity.
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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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  • ZaynMalikZaynMalik member
    Stop, you're embarrassing me!

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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    How is everything doing on the home front @shanado? Better I hope.
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    KlondikeBar said:

    How is everything doing on the home front @shanado? Better I hope.

    Much, much better! I feel like things are getting back to normal. My heart isn't so heavy anymore.
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  • NotSharknadoNotSharknado member
    Mackalien13 said:

    shanado said:

    TheNialler said:

    Yea, But you are also on here, and I hadn't said Hi here yet. I didnt want to be rude. Bloody hell.
    Thanks, but I think @Mackalien13 is ignoring me. Guess I'll have to find another lady that wants all these Irish goodies.


    I'm a 100% Irish. Wanna make out?
    STEP OFF


    Wha? I was just trying to be polite. Sheesh.
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  • klondikebarklondikebar member
    shanado said:
    How is everything doing on the home front @shanado? Better I hope.
    Much, much better! I feel like things are getting back to normal. My heart isn't so heavy anymore.
    That's wonderful!
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  • ZaynMalikZaynMalik member
    Sooks, put on that album you like so much. You know, the one with that odd-looking gent who plays the guitar and dances quite awkwardly. I enjoy his lyrics.

    Have you read Frankenstein?

    Quite the number of vaginal and womb-related allusions in that. You might consider doing a bit about that for your next chapter. It would be absolutely fascinating.

    I do wonder if Victor Frankenstein regretted his creation more than you regretted your brief foray into 1800's trollop territory. 
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