Lou is eating crackers after he left me to take on Hans Gruber alone.
And then he creeped my fucking porch.
WHAT THE HELL, LOU.
Oh, I'M sorry, because porch creeping is definitely just as offensive as bumping crotches with Harry fucking Styles in your shitty little living room. What the fuck kind of state is Iowa anyway? I don't even like it here.
You're looking rather fit today, Liam. Good on you.
"are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"
"Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
Oh yeah. I could watch you pulling on his clothes with your teeth all.day.long.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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Although I do want to play video games with whichever one likes Playstation. Zayn?
I'm thinking Zayn and Liam should probably come on in and join this party.
This is the kind of musical trolling I like
They *really* like crackers.
Hi Ladies...
Hey-yo!
I was just wondering where all my mates went off to. So glad I found you all in such capable hands.
And where did that Florida girl go? Did she pass out or something?
Maybe I'll stay a while. Certainly better here than Sookie's house.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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