Anyone here a green thumb? Got any advice for me? I'm jumping in feet-first, I really have no clue what I'm doing. I've been researching, but a lot of these garden websites are all technical and shit and I'm just like,

As a side note, we're also going to get some laying hens soon. Wuuuuut.
And build a fire pit.
Re: I'm about to start my garden.
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You can do a lot indoor with containers. Just do your research on how big their containers need to be. Mel Bartholomew is all about Square Foot Gardening, which allows more plants in a smaller space. It's pretty awesome.
If you have any specific questions feel free to PM me. My parents farm, also I've read a ton about gardening. Good luck and just remember a lot of it is truly trial and error, and learning what works for you. Visit your county co-op office, they should be able to give you some tips based on your region.