Son of a nutcracker!

missyishere

I'm bored and sore. 

NativeFloridian

At first I read that as bored as in having a hole that's been been drilled, and I was like, "DANG, HOT SEX!"

And then I was like, "I'm a dirty perv."

missyishere

I wish @Nativefloridian, but my H had the big V last week and still recovering. #FWP

NativeFloridian

NO SEX?!



Well, but it's more sex without condoms after it's all said and done, so it's not so bad.  Lucky.

MerkinMerv

Poor Missy. 

NativeFloridian

MrsSkull1107 said:

I walked into a giant spiderweb a few minutes ago. Thank goodness the giant spider on it fell beside me instead of on me because my ghost would probably be posting right now instead of me.

MerkinMerv

I'm a whole mess of spiders.

LoveActually4

@kiraliz2 holy fuck I've got the creepy crawlies right now

missyishere

@justaphase is all, "come see me in Texas!" and I think, "fuck that shit!"

missyishere

justAphase said:

In my mind. It's rally rally awesome and I know you'd love it

Just come out to California with me, so we can invade @crystaladult.

virgin4lyfe

Ughhhhhh. @kiraliz come on man.
Did I tell anyone I was huddling in a corner peoplewatching and realized I had moved into a spiderweb? I threw out my sad melty half a froyo because I figured a spider had probably gone into it by that point.

missyishere

So when we going to Cali @justaphase?  

missyishere

Done @mabelshesthebomb!  I have her addy, so I may just have to send her some this week. 

Spapeggy

How is his recovery? Dh had his Friday last week

missyishere

I travel to MN for winter. Chicago, please.