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Tonight has been one of those nights
A well intentioned friend woke my kids up from their nap 30mins early.
I tried to make muffins with my kid, I added too much water on accident. I didn't realize this until I filled up all the mini muffins pans. Fail.
I gave my kid some watermelon, then realized it was rotten.
I made him Kraft Mac n cheese. He had diarrhea 20 mins later.
This whole time Dd will.not.stop.CRYING
The dog is whining for her dinner. Then decides to lick all over the kitchen floor. You know, the one I just vacuumed and mopped today?
Dh finally gets home and asks me "what's for dinner?" I gave him a look that curdled milk. He asks if I want to order a pizza. I say "what I really want is for you to parent our kids until bedtime so I can just chill out bc I'm loosing it"
Our kids go to bed around 7. At 7:08 he tells me he needs to pick up the pizza he ordered, leaving me at bedtime with both kids!!! FUCK THAT. So I sent him out to pick up his fucking pizza with both kids. He will be getting both kids ready for bed while I eat the pizza and drink all the beer. ... Not really though bc Dd is BF'd. I feel like screaming and crying at the same time!
I tried to make muffins with my kid, I added too much water on accident. I didn't realize this until I filled up all the mini muffins pans. Fail.
I gave my kid some watermelon, then realized it was rotten.
I made him Kraft Mac n cheese. He had diarrhea 20 mins later.
This whole time Dd will.not.stop.CRYING
The dog is whining for her dinner. Then decides to lick all over the kitchen floor. You know, the one I just vacuumed and mopped today?
Dh finally gets home and asks me "what's for dinner?" I gave him a look that curdled milk. He asks if I want to order a pizza. I say "what I really want is for you to parent our kids until bedtime so I can just chill out bc I'm loosing it"
Our kids go to bed around 7. At 7:08 he tells me he needs to pick up the pizza he ordered, leaving me at bedtime with both kids!!! FUCK THAT. So I sent him out to pick up his fucking pizza with both kids. He will be getting both kids ready for bed while I eat the pizza and drink all the beer. ... Not really though bc Dd is BF'd. I feel like screaming and crying at the same time!
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Re: Tonight has been one of those nights
Sorry. I've had those days too.
What is it with dogs licking the floor after it has been mopped? My dog was doing that last week..
Also sorry about your sucky night..
I have a Daughter born 2/26/2013. She is pretty much amazing!
Did I also mention Ds puked on our couch two days ago? Twice? Fun times... This week can suck it
Men are fucking clueless sometimes. I definitely know this from experience.