Late Pregnancy GIF party

HBirdie

We haven't done this in awhile.

What I want to do when I take my bra off for the evening:

msronzio

When cramps don't stop.

mrskeyte9

When someone says "You look like you're sooo ready to pop! You're huge!"

And then continues with "any day now!!!"

HBirdie

When random people in the grocery store want to talk about my pregnancy

mrskeyte9

My attempt at getting DH in the mood while he stares at my swollen, stretch mark filled, over sized body...

HBirdie

When people give unsolicited advice, esp. about when I should have my baby:

mrskeyte9

What I expect getting an epidural to be like...

Jenmarie279

What I do to pass the time when I can't sleep. 

HBirdie

How I feel about the ONE very, very loud cricket outside of my window:

This also applies to my chickens in the morning when DH forgets to let them out of their pen and they squawk loudly because they're bored or something.

HBirdie

My feels about all the food and snacky stuff available to me after grocery shopping

mrskeyte9

How I feel about my neighbors right now who are running in and out of their house for some reason at 2am...

msronzio

What walking up and down the stairs to the dungeon-like basement get to our washer and dryer feels like

MegStark

Because Full House seems to be on every night when I'm NOT sleeping... I come to work and ignore everyone's questions like a total bitch. Just like this:

kimberlymacrae

When anyone asks "how I am doing".

kimberlymacrae

Anything in the kitchen region.

mrskeyte9

Just in general how I feel right now...(I made a vent post to help get it out of my system a little)

noelani42

my reaction to my mucous plug

imakeeff0rts

When people post complaining about 9 a.m. appointments in first tri:

What I feel like when I have contractions and DS starts moving and it hurts:

HBirdie

Me when a very sweet friend and her two year old are visiting, but I'm getting hungry...

HBirdie

When packages with baby gifts are still coming in the mail almost every day

HBirdie

I definitely don't feel this way about my DH, but literally any other male tries to give me advice about giving birth?

mrskeyte9

HBirdie said:

I definitely don't feel this way about my DH, but literally any other male tries to give me advice about giving birth?

I quote this to DH at least 2 times a week...

HBirdie

Loppy19 said:

How I feel about prodromal labor

happybride 276

My response to everyone telling me I need to have the baby soon because THEY can't wait
GIFSoup

mrskeyte9

I'm mobile so I can't GIF it but this is what I imagine happens when LO is attempting to move around...if you're Friends lovers you'll know exactly what's going on here haha

HBirdie

MRW someone says any of the following: 

"Well, most FTMs go late, you know." 

"You should enjoy a kid free life while you can, they change everything!"

"Sleep when the baby sleeps or you'll regret it!"

"Wow, end of September? That's coming up fast!"

"You look sooooooo pregnant!"

"Oh my gosh, you're about to pop!"

"Labor is terrible, but it's SO worth it!"

happybride 276

How I envision my husband's reaction when he sees me naked.
GIFSoup What I did after I found out my short term disability came through and I didn't have to return to work
GIFSoup

HBirdie

No explanation needed, I assume.

happybride 276

How I will celebrate not wearing maternity clothes anymore
GIFSoup How I feel when a contraction comes out of the blue
GIFSoup

HBirdie

Me finally catching up on Grey's Anatomy:

To all of the adorable squish pictures on our board:

msronzio

Another random people at the store making conversation

jlp0528

@HBirdie and @HappyBride 276 the friends gifs literally made my morning. The out is the blue contraction gif is 100% accurate.

happybride 276

jpryber0528 said:

@HBirdie and @HappyBride 276 the friends gifs literally made my morning. The out is the blue contraction gif is 100% accurate.

Glad you enjoyed! Friends got mentioned in another post and then the gifs went wild. It makes insomnia much more fun

jlp0528

HBirdie said:

MRW someone says any of the following: 

"Well, most FTMs go late, you know." 

"You should enjoy a kid free life while you can, they change everything!"

Exactly these 2 make me angrier than words could possibly say. Thanks for reminding my OOBER pregnant ass it could be an additional several weeks as if NO ONE, including my doctor thought to inform me.

I don't know if anyone watched Gilmore girls but this is too appropriate for these people who give these kinds of comments/advice.

jlp0528

msronzio said:

Another random people at the store making conversation

@msronzio
This... Really I have never been one to make awkward small talk with strangers, especially pregnant ones. Why is it that having this pregnant belly is like a bullseye for strangers to come up and make unnecessary small talk? I'm just trying to buy my Cheetos in peace here. Please do not ask me how I feel, my due date, the sex of my baby, etc. if we are not on a first name basis.

noelani42

How I feel when people ask me if I've had the baby yet

HBirdie

jpryber0528 said:

HBirdie said:

MRW someone says any of the following: 

"Well, most FTMs go late, you know." 

"You should enjoy a kid free life while you can, they change everything!"

Exactly these 2 make me angrier than words could possibly say. Thanks for reminding my OOBER pregnant ass it could be an additional several weeks as if NO ONE, including my doctor thought to inform me.

I don't know if anyone watched Gilmore girls but this is too appropriate for these people who give these kinds of comments/advice.

Yup. They drive me crazy too. My personal least favorite is the "make sure you sleep when the baby sleeps" line. I frickin know!! What do you think I'm going to do, just stop trying to sleep? Do you think I'm an idiot? "Oh look at me, la la la, I'm a mom now so I don't ever need to sleep! Yay!"
No. Also pisses me off when people get condescending about my current insomnia. Like, "oh, you think you're sleep deprived now? You just wait..." For the love, just shut up please.

jlp0528

This thread was awesome!!! Bumping it up for a reminder of the good ol days ladies!