I called Eleanor's Dr today (she's had a low grade fever for 24 hours, because you needed to know that) and after she assured me that internal combustion was probably not realistic, she told me about this site:
She said it's far more informative. So, bookmark it if you're looking for another site to add to your database of symptom checking sites.
Re: PSA-If you hate WebMD because it says everything is cancer, or an STD.
On mobile and couldn't see who wrote this but it knew it was you. Your title screamed bubba