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missyishere

I should check on my husband...

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missyishere

OMG I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO CHECK ON HIM, AND HE'S WATCHING SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!

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missyishere

This is a more accurate depiction of my pp tits \_/ \_/

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missyishere said:

OMG I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO CHECK ON HIM, AND HE'S WATCHING SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!

Quoting myself, because this is a big deal @sookiefrackhouse68 and @cinemagoddess

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NativeFloridian

I'm just here eating slices of provolone.

I just got some kicks out of mildly annoying SO by sitting on the ground and making him pull me up as I shouted, "DERBY LEGS!" and pretended they were still sore.

Which they are not because BANANAS.

I just like annoying him. 

nanabanana06

I'm eating cookies,and drinking milk. I think my kid is going through a growth spurt.All he does is sleep, eat and cry. If so we will need to buy him new clothes.... again.

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Brewcitygal said:

SookieFrackhouse68 said:

My kids want me dead.

Mine too. I put them down at 7:45, now at almost 11, they are both up running around their cribs like little hooligans. I accidentally called them little assholes to their face. They laughed. I suck and am ridiculously frustrated. DH just sits here calmly which annoys me more.

I was a turd to my girls earlier because they wouldn't sleep.  I didn't insult them, per se, but I may have said something about how they were pissing me off and I was getting fucking sick of it.  Ahem.  Not my best moment.  And DD2 slept in the buff because her way of getting me to come back into their bedroom during naptime is to take off her clothes.  It's like the Twilight Bark for babies.  She takes it off and DD1 screams, "SISSY'S GOT HER DIAPER OFF AGAIN!" and then I come barging in to put it back on her.

Didn't work today, tho.

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@Nana_Osaki06, your chillrens are adorable, btw.

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@Nana_Osaki06, your chillrens are adorable, btw.

Why thank you!

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Nana_Osaki06 said:

NativeFloridian said:

@Nana_Osaki06, your chillrens are adorable, btw.

Why thank you!

Anytime, yo.  I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

nanabanana06

Awww man y'all are making me blush!