The Evils of the Bump

mrs.schmitty

My kid's climbing on me trying to get my attention and my dogs are circling me wanting to go out and I'm all "hold on, I need to respond to this post first."

You guys sucked me in....and so it begins.

missyishere

Welcome to whoredom!

MrsCodeMonkey

Lol. Been there...done that.

NativeFloridian

I totally didn't act like this all day.

Ahem.

LoveActually4

DS1 says to Ds2 "shhhh mommy's on the 'puter so we gets to watch TV!"

MrsCodeMonkey

GhostMonkey said:

"Honey, hold on a moment. Mommy is yelling at someone."

No, that has never come out of my mouth. Followed by "why you yelling mommy?".

U dnt no mi lyfe DS.

Lol. Never seen you telling anyone off...oh, wait!

LuckyDad

The bump makes me want to drink more, with y'all talking about having drinks when it's not even 5 PM my time and being drunk before I finish putting DS to bed.

MrsT0514

LuckyDad said:

The bump makes me want to drink more, with y'all talking about having drinks when it's not even 5 PM my time and being drunk before I finish putting DS to bed.

The way I interpret this is that we're giving you ample time to prepare and join in on the drunkfest. C'mon now!