I've been battling these motherfuckers for over a month now.
Everytime I get them under control, they show up again and are like "FOOLED YOU"
Tomorrow the kitchen is getting a thorough cleaning (AGAIN) and I am banning DH from leaving food out, even produce. He is going to have to eat it all or someshit.
Die, motherfucking fruit fly motherfuckers. DIE.


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Re: Fruit flies are the absolute worst
Our Little Raspberry Born 3/27/12
Try this fruit fly trap. I swear, it's a miracle for catching those suckers. Get a small cup or empty pop bottle that you don't mind throwing out then pour in about 1/2 cup of apple cider vinegar and a drop or two of dish soap. The fruit flies will be attracted to the vinegar, but the dish soap screws up the surface tension, so when the fruit flies try to land on the vinegar to drink it, they can't and drown instead. You'll find tons in the bottom of the cup after a few hours.
Good luck!
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Edited: spelling. I don't have an aunt problem, I have an ant problem.
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Also pour vinegar down your kitchen or bathroom drain, after a minute, baking soda, then after 20 mins hot boiling water. A lot of flies come up through kitchen or bathroom drains. This will kill them and clean your drain.
We battled fruit flies for a month last year before we realized they weren't fruit flies. They were grease flies and they were coming out of the kitchen drain. We bleached and sent boiling water down the drain and they were gone. Grease flies and fruit flies look identical, at least to me.
BFP#1 "Watermelon" born 3/2011
BFP#2 "Pumpkin" 7/14/12 ~ EDD 3/23/13 ~ Natural M/C 8/3/12 @ 7 weeks
BFP#3 "Pineapple" born 4/2013
BFP#4 "Grapefruit" EDD 3/29/16