FFFC

CurlyQ284

I had a dream that I had Justin Timberlake's baby. His mom was a real bitch at the hospital. He was very nice though, even though it was a ONS. He didn't want his name on the BC but we agreed to a nice child support amount off the books and continued to hook up when he came to see the baby.

Not sure if I should turn off the Nsync Pandora station I've been listening to since the VMAs or listen more and see where our relationship goes.

RondackHiker

CurlyQ284 said:

I had a dream that I had Justin Timberlake's baby. His mom was a real bitch at the hospital. He was very nice though, even though it was a ONS. He didn't want his name on the BC but we agreed to a nice child support amount off the books and continued to hook up when he came to see the baby.

Not sure if I should turn off the Nsync Pandora station I've been listening to since the VMAs or listen more and see where our relationship goes.

Listen more!

catycate

peanutrach1 said:

Another fffc for me is that I am really focusing on the power of positive thinking. When I wake up I really try to get myself in a great mood and spin things positively. I never was a super Debbie downer but just felt like I was complaining too much and needed to work on this. I am proud of this but honestly ppl like (me now) are kinda annoying.

I've been doing this, too. DH just submitted for an awesome job opportunity and every day, I go through in my head the steps to him getting the job, from him texting me that he got a phone interview, all the way donw to telling our families and arranging a move. I literally act out the whole  thing in my head, like a high schooler picturing her first kiss. Needless to say, I REALLY hope positive thinking works.

Libby1978

mbenit4 said:

I am also so over 2nd grade an the homework and test load. Fuck this shit.

A friend of mine has a 2nd grader.  She is totally stressed already.  She also has a 5th grader and a 9th grader though.  I'm definitely less stressed with two 9th graders.  I think elementary is way harder on parents, at least as far as school work goes.

ReeseFox

@luhdashuh I have the same problem. I get cavities between my teeth, it sucks.

CinemaGoddess

mbenit4 said:

Another fffc for me is that I am really focusing on the power of positive thinking. When I wake up I really try to get myself in a great mood and spin things positively. I never was a super Debbie downer but just felt like I was complaining too much and needed to work on this. I am proud of this but honestly ppl like (me now) are kinda annoying.

I am way more positive than my younger self. I try to keep it under wraps so as not to offend. For me it started in 2008.

When I say this, I am NOT talking about you mbenit.  I just want to make that perfectly clear.  So, here goes.

It annoys me when people are offended by positive thinking.  Have we, as a society, gotten so cynical that an upbeat person is offensive?  That's some booshit right there, man.    

CinemaGoddess

Imma try to be more positive on the boards and less snarky.  Specifically less snarky and more nice to @mbenit4 and @hilarityensued.  

CinemaGoddess

My third confession:

My parents came and got the girls yesterday so that DH and I could have a week off of parental responsibility.  One of my treats to myself during this time off was a trip to the casino, so I can chain smoke and spend some duckets without having to worry about money because new job pays well.  

My mom called last night and K puked and was feeling warm.  N also felt warm, but didn't puke.  

I was so upset because I don't want the girls to come home.  I want my casino day, DAMMIT.  This will be the first time in 3.5 years that I will be able to go to the casino and smoke and be pretty carefree with my duckets useage.  I've been planning this for weeks and I don't want the girls to come home yet, even if they're sick.  

Libby1978

mamaREB29 said:

My FFFC: DH has his vasectomy date. Now that it's going ahead I'm having second thoughts. My ovaries are throbbing. I know we can't support another child, at 4 we are emotionally and financially spent. But all my ovaries hear is "look at dah be-beh!! Soooo cute!!!"

DH got his V about 6 weeks before Ollie was born.  I felt sad about not having another baby for the first couple of years.  Like every time Oliver would reach a milestone I'd cry because I saw my last baby becoming less baby every day.  Sometime in the last year I've gotten over it though.  Like, I know I'd NEVER want to go through the baby stage again!!

missyishere

I wish I had more of a backbone. I'm too nice, and it does me no justice sometimes. It's not the way I was raised either, but I'm too much of a people pleaser. #debbiedowner #painolympics #whyismissyhashtagging

Rach21

I busted out into ugly tears last night watching the opening credits of "9 to 5" on Netflix. That spurred on a youtube video montage of Dolly Parton's best hits. I don't even like country music, but I think Dolly Parton had loads of talent.

And she's super nice and has one of the most fascinating stories, y'all.

ReeseFox

I dated a barely 18 y/o when I was 24. He was a hot piece of ass. 

LuckyDad

I haven't given oral sex since dw got ku. I miss it, but dw keeps stopping me.

jorkz821

I'm going OOT to the mountains with some girlfriends for 1 night in a week and I'm so stoked to sleep in and not have to entertain the kid for 36 hours. Let the ILs deal with Miss Bossypants.

Just wish I could drink but I guess that'll come soon enough.

RondackHiker

LoisLayn23 said:

mbenit4 said:

LoisLayn23 said:

I sabotage friendships out of fear of rejection. They can't reject me if I pull away first.

It is very insightful to know this about yourself. You can start to do something different.

I have a hard time with how to do that. I don't want to put myself out there and be dropped, you know? It's easier to be in control and pull myself back. But it sucks. I know the damage it causes.


But why do you assume you'd be dropped?

Also, dropping sometimes isn't personal. I had a play date once and the mom never got back to me. I found out later she was upset that I brought non-organic toys to the play date. So some bitches seem normal and them dumping you actually helps you avoid crazy.

My last thought is... You're worried about rejection. But you're rejecting others which hurts you and them. That's not fair. I'm sure it's really hard, but rejecting someone because they might not be friends with you forever isn't fair.

klondikebar

KlondikeBar said:

peanutrach1 said:

I will put on my flame retardant suit now....I don't find men younger than me attractive. FTR I am 33. I don't judge those who do but it's not my thing.

I feel the same way which is why I don't like many of the guys talked about on here. I can appreciate that they are nice looking, but I don't find them attractive. I like older guys, but I know that's not everyone's preference. I don't care who anyone drools over though.

I hope no one was giving me sarcastic love tits for this one. I don't want anyone think I am just being a jerk when I always nay the hot guy photos and polls on here. Just trying to explain myself:)

That is one fine looking 60 year old.

 

 

missyishere

I hate hate my boobs now @molluskswrangler, and I've expressed my disliking to DH about how much I don't want them touched. We have a major conflict, because he's always grabbing them anyway. He feels that if he likes them regardless of my insecurity, it shouldn't be a big deal.

LuckyDad

missyishere said:

I hate hate my boobs now @molluskswrangler, and I've expressed my disliking to DH about how much I don't want them touched. We have a major conflict, because he's always grabbing them anyway. He feels that if he likes them regardless of my insecurity, it shouldn't be a big deal.

"see! I want to grab them! They're great!"
Men.

ReeseFox

The only work-related thing I did all day yesterday was answering the phone. I fucked around on the internet all day. I'm well on my way to doing the same today.

JPinkman

I know the judge not lest you be judged rule - but since this is FFFC -

I judge people when they wear inappropriate clothing for their age.  I judged my neighbor (who is nearly 40) this morning - she was outside moving her garbage cans wearing hot pink booty shorts  - like this but really shorter - I mean like Miley Cyrus...

 

 

 

 

and she was out there for at least 10 - 15 minutes.  So, it wasn't like a quick, grab the mail, grab the paper.

I live in a town, the houses are right next to each other - not miles apart - so there is no way she thought no one saw her.

Ugh - yeah - I am rude for judging but come on.

 

 

 

studyinpink

I am so annoyed/irritated/frustrated with our pets that I no longer ever want any more of them ever after these two depart this world.

I would have never imagined that I would feel this way. I am a huge animal person.

studyinpink

mamaREB29 said:

My FFFC: DH has his vasectomy date. Now that it's going ahead I'm having second thoughts. My ovaries are throbbing. I know we can't support another child, at 4 we are emotionally and financially spent. But all my ovaries hear is "look at dah be-beh!! Soooo cute!!!"

I think this is what I'm going to feel like when we do this in the next year or so.

JPinkman

 

 

You would probably judge me. I dress like I am 22.

@Mackalien13

Yeah - but I mean only if you were dressed such that I could see your ass in public...

 

lildevil968

Iam extra ragey today as well.

MIL knows that DS is deathly allergic to Peanuts, and she gave him Reeses Peanut butter cup last night. She says she didn't know it had peanuts in it. WTF doesn't scream PEANUTS to her in the name Reeses PEANUT butter cups? An Epipen, and a $200 ambulance ride later, DS is fine. I want to her Murder her!

It's parents weekend here at the Academy, we are bombarded with 10,000 people, so this adds to the rage. I nearly had 3 car accidents this morning because of these stupid people. They don't know where they are going, so they just stop in the middle of the road, cross 3 lanes of traffic, and cut people off to make their exit. I want to murder them as well!

Smootchy

I feel weird clicking the "love it" button on topic's like that but shouts out to you @lildevil968.  

I think I wouldacutabitch. 

Mags748

Stephpinkd said:

I am so annoyed/irritated/frustrated with our pets that I no longer ever want any more of them ever after these two depart this world. I would have never imagined that I would feel this way. I am a huge animal person.

I sort of feel this way too and also am a huge animal person. My first degree was in zoology and I interned at the Zoo in college, but after having kids, I'm just not into my dog as much. We had two dogs when Connor was born, and I'm sad to say it, but it was like my opinion of them changed overnight. They were my babies before and were all of a sudden replaced. I still love the one dog we have left now, but I just don't feel the same now that we have kids.

lildevil968

HilarityEnsued said:

lildevil968 said:

Iam extra ragey today as well.

MIL knows that DS is deathly allergic to Peanuts, and she gave him Reeses Peanut butter cup last night. She says she didn't know it had peanuts in it. WTF doesn't scream PEANUTS to her in the name Reeses PEANUT butter cups? An Epipen, and a $200 ambulance ride later, DS is fine. I want to her Murder her!

It's parents weekend here at the Academy, we are bombarded with 10,000 people, so this adds to the rage. I nearly had 3 car accidents this morning because of these stupid people. They don't know where they are going, so they just stop in the middle of the road, cross 3 lanes of traffic, and cut people off to make their exit. I want to murder them as well!

What.  The.  Fuck.

I would seriously cut off contact for a few weeks to drive home how effing deadly serious you are about that.  I'm seriously fuming.  Also... send her the bill for the ambulance.

DH and I had it out with her after we got home from the hospital. She is not allowed to be alone with  DS ever again, and any all food that she wants to give them has to be cleared by us. One of us will always be around now when she is with DS.

klondikebar

@lildevil968 I just...yeah. WTF! I'm glad he is ok. I don't think I could ever forgive that. It would be hard.

CindyRelluh

RondackHiker said:

peanutrach1 said:

My fffc is that we r renting a minivan to see my grandparents next month. I secretly covet minivans (Honda Odessey in particular) and am irrationally excited. I am so not a cool mom and should prob get to shopping for some mom jeans!

I see nothing flammable.

I've never understood the minivan hate.

I love my minivan! It's like a damn space station inside!

My FFFC: I lied to my boss yesterday to get out of work Sunday, so that I can go do a little gambling and hang with my family. After the week/birthday I had, DH and I desperately need a little us time. and since my parents offered to babysit, I'm riding like the wind.

lildevil968

HilarityEnsued said:

lildevil968 said:

DH and I had it out with her after we got home from the hospital. She is not allowed to be alone with  DS ever again, and any all food that she wants to give them has to be cleared by us. One of us will always be around now when she is with DS.

Was she remorseful?  What did she say?  Like how did she react?

She acted innocent until DH laid into her. Then she turned on the tears, and acted like a victim of his rage. Then I got pissed off and told her that the only victim here is DS, and she needs to stop her sh*t. Once she realized we where not playing her game, she apologized. Then she turned on the tears again when she learned that we no longer trusted her with DS, and she would never be left alone with him again. DH is contacting her again today, because he cannot believe how selfish she acted.

studyinpink

Mackalien13 said:

I want to rehome my animals.

Me too.

angelashly

Ditto HE

I would be livid.

ETA: quote fail. That was quoting her suggestion to cut off contact and send the Ils the ambulance bill

Rach21

lildevil968 said:

HilarityEnsued said:

lildevil968 said:

DH and I had it out with her after we got home from the hospital. She is not allowed to be alone with  DS ever again, and any all food that she wants to give them has to be cleared by us. One of us will always be around now when she is with DS.

Was she remorseful?  What did she say?  Like how did she react?

She acted innocent until DH laid into her. Then she turned on the tears, and acted like a victim of his rage. Then I got pissed off and told her that the only victim here is DS, and she needs to stop her sh*t. Once she realized we where not playing her game, she apologized. Then she turned on the tears again when she learned that we no longer trusted her with DS, and she would never be left alone with him again. DH is contacting her again today, because he cannot believe how selfish she acted.

I just don't have any words for this. What was she expecting you to do? Pat her on the head and say, "It's OK, we'll give you another try"?!  I could see if it was something that you wouldn't think would have peanuts in it. I'd still be ragey she didn't check the packaging. But REESE'S??? All they do is peanuts/peanut butter. I can't wrap my brain around it.

studyinpink

lildevil968 said:

Iam extra ragey today as well.

MIL knows that DS is deathly allergic to Peanuts, and she gave him Reeses Peanut butter cup last night. She says she didn't know it had peanuts in it. WTF doesn't scream PEANUTS to her in the name Reeses PEANUT butter cups? An Epipen, and a $200 ambulance ride later, DS is fine. I want to her Murder her!

It's parents weekend here at the Academy, we are bombarded with 10,000 people, so this adds to the rage. I nearly had 3 car accidents this morning because of these stupid people. They don't know where they are going, so they just stop in the middle of the road, cross 3 lanes of traffic, and cut people off to make their exit. I want to murder them as well!

So sorry! I would be ragey and stabby too! That is so scary.

aforst

I have never enjoyed receiving oral.  The boobs have to be a part of sex though.  Have to.  I don't care what they look like! 

My FFFC:

Sometimes I think we have too much time away from our boys.  My parents are divorced and both remarried to wonderful people.  On top of that, I have an aunt and uncle who have no grandchildren.  We don't even ask for them to watch the boys half the time, they do.  They will call and ask if they can have them.  The boys love them all and get spoiled rotten when they go.  For example, after tonight, I won't see my kids until Tuesday morning.  We are going up north to a casino tomorrow night with friends to celebrate my birthday.  We are also going to Mumford on Monday night.  My dad is keeping them Saturday and my aunt is taking them from my dad on Sunday and keeping them until she brings them home and puts them to bed on Monday night.

I know how incredibly lucky we are to have such wonderful family around.  I just feel bad about not seeing them all weekend.  We are having special family night tonight though, so there's that.

ReeseFox

I love that DD1 is tall (well, for her age) and thin so I can dress vicariously through her. It's way more fun shopping for someone who looks good in everything than it is shopping for my fat ass.

studyinpink

aforst said:

I have never enjoyed receiving oral.  The boobs have to be a part of sex though.  Have to.  I don't care what they look like! 

My FFFC:

Sometimes I think we have too much time away from our boys.  My parents are divorced and both remarried to wonderful people.  On top of that, I have an aunt and uncle who have no grandchildren.  We don't even ask for them to watch the boys half the time, they do.  They will call and ask if they can have them.  The boys love them all and get spoiled rotten when they go.  For example, after tonight, I won't see my kids until Tuesday morning.  We are going up north to a casino tomorrow night with friends to celebrate my birthday.  We are also going to Mumford on Monday night.  My dad is keeping them Saturday and my aunt is taking them from my dad on Sunday and keeping them until she brings them home and puts them to bed on Monday night.

I know how incredibly lucky we are to have such wonderful family around.  I just feel bad about not seeing them all weekend.  We are having special family night tonight
though, so there's that.

I'm jealous. I want that many people around who just call to take the kiddos.

missyishere

Stephpinkd said:

Mackalien13 said:

I want to rehome my animals.

Me too.

Me three. I love my dogs, but it causes tension in my home.

insertclevername

JPinkman said:

I know the judge not lest you be judged rule - but since this is FFFC -

I judge people when they wear inappropriate clothing for their age.  I judged my neighbor (who is nearly 40) this morning - she was outside moving her garbage cans wearing hot pink booty shorts  - like this but really shorter - I mean like Miley Cyrus...

 

 

 

 

and she was out there for at least 10 - 15 minutes.  So, it wasn't like a quick, grab the mail, grab the paper.

I live in a town, the houses are right next to each other - not miles apart - so there is no way she thought no one saw her.

Ugh - yeah - I am rude for judging but come on.

 

 

 

@sookiefrackhouse68 rocks those shorts and she looks good doing it. 

CindyRelluh

ReeseFox said:

I love that DD1 is tall (well, for her age) and thin so I can dress vicariously through her. It's way more fun shopping for someone who looks good in everything than it is shopping for my fat ass.

This. I obsess over DD's outfits, because FFS, one of us needs to look decent!