I'm doing a roll call, because there are a lot of people here

missyishere

Snoochie Boochies, mother fuckers.  What are we going to talk about now?

RichardSlap

HERE! I'm here! 

MH wrapped my entire dinner in bacon, so he might get laid tonight. 

After dinner I'm going to Ikea to buy DD her first big girl bed. 

missyishere

Um, that's not how it works @onederfulmother.  You drink wine, and then drunk bump.

nanabanana06

Hello! I'm going to drink!

missyishere

Richard Slap said:

HERE! I'm here! 

MH wrapped my entire dinner in bacon, so he might get laid tonight. 

After dinner I'm going to Ikea to buy DD her first big girl bed. 

Bacon = cock : fact

A big girl bed is not something I look forward to doing.  

missyishere

And my yoga instructor kicked our asses again this evening, and now my abs are even more sore.

missyishere

@sookiefrackhouse68 I'm watching Elijah on Wilfred right now.

missyishere

Luhdashuh said:

This post made me realize I forgot to drink tonight

Well, bollocks.

klondikebar

Let's talk about sutni szalonna. Hungarian bacon roast, bitches! I am having one on Labor Day.

A chunk of Hungarian bacon slowly roasted over an open fire. Drip the fat onto thick bread with onions, possibly a slice of tomato and some pepper.

I am going to be so fucking sick.

flyingsaucer

Hi! Drinking Scotch here... As usual!

missyishere

wrong emoticon @packerfan79

nanabanana06

Fuck I"m klassy. Just poured half a bottle of prosecco into a normal drinking glass. Luckily it's cheap wine.

lululolo

Hey! Just finished watching BB, now curled up in bed with my ipad while DH stays up to play some new football videogame.

missyishere

Brewcitygal said:

The girls are overnIght by their grandparents so I went out to dinner with DH and now we're drinking wine.

Ooh, sounds fun!

klondikebar

MrsSkull1107 said:

@klondikebar I want that in my mouth right now.

Me too. I don't want to wait until Monday. I would share if I could.

klondikebar

Ok. I lied. I wouldn't share. I'd steal it from my own children.

NativeFloridian

I just got my kids asleep and I just ate, like, six mini-muffin-sized cheesecake bites.

Not sorry.

Okay, kinda sorry.

But not terribly sorry.

Dubwife79

I'm doing all the drinking. Dh is at the beach with dd until sat. I'm drinking the wine and catching up on trashy reality tv. This. Is. Heaven.

Except I'm a dork and rally miss them both.

scoutkate

@andrea99 wins the thread.

nanabanana06

So, since I am bored as fuck (did I tell you how much I love saying fuck now?), I'm going to tell you how a sprained my eye rolling muscles today. I have a new "friend", she's not really a friend I'm just helping her out. She's been adding me to all these baby wearing, AP, and cloth diapering communities. They are all local and it gives me the creeps. Anyways, I kept 1 or 2 for my own purposes. I dropped the ones that were all "BM is magic" and "We had our nursing photo shoot today!" ::cue pics of someone BFing naked in a field::.

Anyways, the CDing swap I kept someone posted today how they saw a young mom at Starbucks. Howthey couldn't contain themselves to try to convert her, since surely she is single and short on money. She went on and on about it. How she andher husband are now going to be making CDing starter kits for people they randomly find and convert. She's like on a mission or sumshit. It was weird and made me totally give her the giant eye roll. I love CDing, but that's extreme. I might drop the group because of it.

nanabanana06

MollusksWrangler said:

Fuck I"m klassy. Just poured half a bottle of prosecco into a normal drinking glass. Luckily it's cheap wine.

I drank champagne from a solo cup, cheers.

Champagne and Prosecco are pretty much the same. So, this makes you awesome!

Dubwife79

Luhdashuh said:

Dubwife79 said:

I'm doing all the drinking. Dh is at the beach with dd until sat. I'm drinking the wine and catching up on trashy reality tv. This. Is. Heaven.

This is my dream, I really need to dh to take my kids somewhere for 24 hrs so I can watch all the trash tv I want w/o worrying about kids trying to watch with me or having to listen to dh's commentary on what I'm watching

I hope it happens for you soon. Dh is so not on board with my housewives obsession.

Just as an aside because i was thinking about it earlier. Dh took dd home to Ireland when she was about 5 months. It was winter here and I was so excited to not have the heat cranking that I turned it totally off. Yea it was 51 degrees in my house the next morning. Maybe it's not really safe for me to be on my own.

klondikebar

MollusksWrangler said:

I think I have a Dr appointment tomorrow, but I wrote it on the calendar for the 6th. They didn't do a confirmation call. So I need to make sure everyone is ready to walk out the door at 810. I'm calling when they open at 8.

I hate when that happens. I see something on the calendar and swear the date isn't right. Hopefully, you don't have to run out of the house and it's actually on the 6th. Unless it's an important appt and it benefits you to go sooner:)

NotSharknado

I just got done with my brownie topped with Oreo ice cream and hot fudge.

Made chicken wraps with veggies from my garden for dinner. Today is fantastic.

nanabanana06

ThisIsBrea said:

@nana_osaki06 - Sanctimommies at their best. Yikes. It's like their religious missionaries, but with diapers. SMH

The worst part is that she's like the Queen Bitch of that group. I think it's ridiculous.

nanabanana06

MollusksWrangler said:

MollusksWrangler said:

Fuck I"m klassy. Just poured half a bottle of prosecco into a normal drinking glass. Luckily it's cheap wine.

I drank champagne from a solo cup, cheers.

Champagne and Prosecco are pretty much the same. So, this makes you awesome!

Yup. It was technically sparkling wine, since it's not from the Champagne region. It was plenty tasty though. I'm about to go to sleep. I'm beat after an eventful day. Molly needs to stop coming out of her room and telling me to read her, her batman books.

Molly sounds adorable!

s0ulchicken

Nana_Osaki06 said:

So, since I am bored as fuck (did I tell you how much I love saying fuck now?), I'm going to tell you how a sprained my eye rolling muscles today. I have a new "friend", she's not really a friend I'm just helping her out. She's been adding me to all these baby wearing, AP, and cloth diapering communities. They are all local and it gives me the creeps. Anyways, I kept 1 or 2 for my own purposes. I dropped the ones that were all "BM is magic" and "We had our nursing photo shoot today!" ::cue pics of someone BFing naked in a field::.

Anyways, the CDing swap I kept someone posted today how they saw a young mom at Starbucks. Howthey couldn't contain themselves to try to convert her, since surely she is single and short on money. She went on and on about it. How she andher husband are now going to be making CDing starter kits for people they randomly find and convert. She's like on a mission or sumshit. It was weird and made me totally give her the giant eye roll. I love CDing, but that's extreme. I might drop the group because of it.

Wtf? Seriously, wtf? I love my CDs...maybe even irrationally so, but when I go to Starbucks, the last mfing thing I want to think about is changing the twins diapers. And starter kits for strangers? Cloth is expensive, yo!
@Nana_Osaki06

missyishere

Nana_Osaki06 said:

ThisIsBrea said:

@nana_osaki06 - Sanctimommies at their best. Yikes. It's like their religious missionaries, but with diapers. SMH

The worst part is that she's like the Queen Bitch of that group. I think it's ridiculous.

Are these women just in your area or are they from all over?

MrsT0514

Im here. DS in in bed and DH and I just finished packing for our trip. I want wine, but decided to just do my liquor store run tomorrow on our way out. That was definitely against my better judgement. I want wine tonight. Boo. Someone drink for me!

nanabanana06

missyishere said:

Nana_Osaki06 said:

ThisIsBrea said:

@nana_osaki06 - Sanctimommies at their best. Yikes. It's like their religious missionaries, but with diapers. SMH

The worst part is that she's like the Queen Bitch of that group. I think it's ridiculous.

Are these women just in your area or are they from all over?

Just in my area. It's for mywhole county, though I know a few of them are elsewhere due to military relocation. It's weird.

Also, @S0ulchicken I lovemy CD's a little too much as well. I've tried converting those that I thought they would like it, but I do not have the balls to just go up to people and tell them the wonders of spraying poop off diapers and fluffy butts.

klondikebar

MollusksWrangler said:

  My gut tells me it's tomorrow, I've had the week messed up since vacation. But we have so many appointments I'm not sure. Sooner the better, I've had a week long headache and it's turned into a migraine here and there. I need to go back on my migraine medication.

Well scratch that. I hope it is tomorrow and you get your medication. Sorry you haven't been feeling well.

s0ulchicken

@Nana_Osaki06
I usually wait until someone asks me. I have found since having the babies and being approached by random creepers in Target , that I am becoming increasingly antisocial

nanabanana06

@s0ulchicken I've had lots of people make comments about my diapers. I usually pull one out and they usually love them. My mom rants and raves about them. I do love my dipes, but I do understand that not everyone wants to CD. I just love them for me. I'll be sad once I'm done having kids and I have to sell all my dipes away. I'll have to find a new hobby then.

Also, Ido normally wait till someone asks certain questions before I'll even say anything. It's the same with BF/FF or BLW. I just stopped caring lol.

virgin4lyfe

I'm here! Feeling all loved and stuff.
Finished my hw. Yay.
I might go to bed a little early since my dog woke me up 3 hours before my wake up time and it took me like an hour to get back to sleep. I lost a whole hour guise. I can't handle that.
:P

Speaking of dog, I have to let him out. He's softly growling at me :P

nanabanana06

I'm buzzed and feeling lonely. Time to start sending SO dirty text messages.

missyishere

My bumping is prolly done for the night. You guys break into my reading time, and I feel bad I haven't read in so long.

s0ulchicken

I am here, but not for long. I had a hellaciously long day, and am in for an even longer one tomorrow

missyishere

andrea99 said:

@missyishere I ate an entire box of Hot Tamales during the movie. It made me think of you.

Atta girl! Mmm Hot Tamales...

kellijo1013

I'm here lurking. I am wondering if @aundrea99 SD for to go to the movie?

kellijo1013

Spelling fail @andrea99
Where did the edit button go?

pinkiemo

I'm here for about three more seconds.  Just came back after a ~4 month hiatus and all this new bump magic is too much for me.

I'm going to go drink and do dishes.

I'll come back tomorrow fresh and prepared.