WTF Wednesday

CFjo2010

The day is almost over and no one started this yet!!!

Let it all out ladies!!!

CFjo2010

WTF DH: you have a COLD. Not the flu, not the plague, a frigging COLD. Suck it up already. Quit acting like you're at death's door. You don't even have a fever for crying out loud. Empty the damn dishwasher and shut up.

Why are men such babies when they get sick?

bebe11

WTF new co-worker... All of us admin (from the receptionist to the executive assistant) take turns with stocking snacks in the kitchen, running the dishwasher...etc. I send her a reminder that it is her week to do this and she replies saying "I respectfully decline to participate". NONE of us like doing it, but it takes maybe 10 minutes out of your day. Way to show how much of a team player you are.

CFjo2010

@bebe11 she's a dbag. I think if she's going to "decline to participate" than she should not be allowed in there.

mccall0113

WTF SD -- You sent a text to your father with a list of books you would like him to buy you?  Go to the library.  

WTF DS-- just take a shower when you are told.  you smell.  Bad!

sweetwalks

WTF (self) stop freaking out! Your life is all falling into place and while I know it's customary for you to want to expect crap to fall apart at the next turn...just breathe! It's all coming together nicely! 

Edited to add: self...it would help if you all knew who I was talking to  

AlwaysForgetful

School: IEP says you need to provide certain bathroom items and some sensory items for DS. I said I would provide other things to help support him. So why is the teacher coming to me all embarrassed saying she has none of what you are to provide? That's fine. I will provide it because for him to be willing to poop (yes, he is finally pooping on the potty most of the time!!!!) he needs that and the other sensory items. $70 sucks on top of the rest of school items, but we will live. I will be contacting a mediator.

Ex: Hush about school! You have seen the kids how many times this year? You don't even remotely understand #1. So stop telling me what he "needs" and doesn't "need". And yes, please come to see the boys bowl. That is why we keep you updated. No, it's not inconvenient to us. We would rather you see them.

Lavender P

WTF BM! We only had SS for literally 3 weekends this summer and a week for summer vacation and you are still trying to steal our time with him? It was DH's weekend and you straight out lied to say you were on vacation when you were at home doing nothing and didn't want DH to have SS. You seriously disgust me. We know you are telling SS that he isn't a part of our family and we don't want him, but he knows that you are keeping him from seeing his dad. One day he will see you for the pathetic bitter little girl you are, and you have no one to blame but yourself.

Oh, and shaving your head on one side with a weird curl on the other makes you look even more ridiculous. You have three kids...a least start trying to look like a grown up instead of a trashy teenager.

Ilumine

WTF Husband

1) I was not the one that asked to go away this weekend.  I actually do not want to go to Tampa. I do not want to go stay with your friends.  I do not find entertaining our 4 yo, while you socialize fun.  I do not want to go to Sea World on a major holiday weekend - HELL, I do not want to go to Sea World period. 

SO DON'T FUCKING GET PISSY WITH ME BECAUSE MY 20 SEC BANTER WITH YOUR SON 30 SECS AFTER YOU FINISH A CONVERSATION THAT YOU EFFING STARTED. 

2) Stop throwing the fact that I am a stay at home mother back in effing face.  This was a decision we both effing made after we had her.  It was not made because I like being a SAHM, but because it was what was best for both of the kids.  

If I weren't SAH, your son would not have been able to have this job.  If I weren't SAH, we wouldn't be able to get the gazillion different quotes on all of the maintenance issues our house has been having.  If I were;t SAH, we would be paying $10 an hour in daycare for a job where I might be making $12 an hour....and that is a big ass "might be".  

3) TO be honest, I would fucking love to get a job.  But we all know that if I did, I would STILL be the one doing the heavy lifting at home.  I mean, if you cannot even get your dirty dishes into the empty dishwasher how can I expect you to vacuum? 

SimpleJane

Wtf single childless friend of mine who only works three days a week. I have a full time job, two kids and a live in boyfriend. I am sorry but it isnt 'being a bad friend' because I cant go out with you whenever I feel like it. I have a very full and busy life and sometimes all I can squeeze in is a girls night once a month and maybe a lunch sometime in between. Dont like it? Find someone else to hang out with then. But dont act like im purposely insult ing you by staying home with my kids.