Have a seat on the carpet

Mysterious_wife

It's story time....

Once upon a time there was an old woman, who lost her mind. She was called Grandma.....

Story 1:

Me: "H record the VMAs, please. NSYNC is playing!"
H: "Really?"
GMIL: "Aren't they hippies? When was the hippy era?"
Me: "No, they were from the 90's."
GMIL: "then they were damned hippies"
Me: "No. Hippies were 60's and 70'"
H: "Dear God, where am I?"
GMIL : "Apparently in the 60's on drugs, if you can't remember where you are."

Story 2: H called grandma on our way to TN

H: "hey, we are on our way. :pause: No, I don't want to taste your butt.
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
H: "MW loves butt. She will eat your butt. I don't want to eat you butt. Everyone else will eat it tomorrow."

They were talking about Boston Butts she bought for the party.

gogadgetgo

Yay gmil!!

Mysterious_wife

hischelseababy said:

Grandma sounds like a hoot! At least your visit won't be dull.

It never is.