Would you rather....

rowanthefrog

I have a stomach bug today so I'm dealing with both. But I've realized I have a clear preference. Just wanted to bring you all into my misery.

Jmattis

Diarrhea, but only if I'm not driving anywhere!!! Hope you feel better

DamnPrecious

Diarrhea, hands down.

Kristinfm

Oh no! Hope you feel better soon.

kilbs

Boo. Hope you're feeling better soon.

BuckeyeMommy4

Feel better!

mrsjenni

OMG who picked puke uncontrollably??  That's the worst, IMO. #diarrheaFTW

BuckeyeMommy4

I picked puke. I can puke in a bucket or bag, but if I'm not close to a toilet, I would shit myself.

sugarland726

I'd much rather puke. Less embarrassing.

mrsjenni

BuckeyeMommy4 said:

I picked puke. I can puke in a bucket or bag, but if I'm not close to a toilet, I would shit myself.

Shitting myself is still the better option to me.  Ha!

Ninjafarmerswife

I think it is interesting that so many of us clearly prefer the diarrhea.

Roses87

I hate throwing up So much!

wedbliss5

Im betting those puke voters didn't have horrid morning sickness. Just thinking about how miserable i was makes my eyes tear up...they say hyperemesis can lead to PTSD and i totally believe it.

fredtheredhead2

I HATE throwing up. I would definitely rather have diarrhea. At least with diarrhea I don't pee my pants or get a massive headache.  

BuckeyeANG

Puking is the WORST

suupercute

OMG sounds terrible, feel better soon. If I have access to a clean toilet, then I would definitely prefer diarrhea.

Carmlvsjose

Along with puking comes peeing my pants these days.... I say diarrhea!!

monkeybutt61612

I picked puke.  I had a stomach thing last summer, and the diarrhea was by far the worst part.  My poor butt.  I'll take puking any day of the week over it. 

[Deleted User]

Fun fact about me, everytime I puke, I get a giant migraine. So no thanks, I would rather poo all day long!

megngregk

That's miserable. Feel better

apickett925

I have Ulcerative Colitis, so diarrhea is the story of my life.  I'm not a good puker by far.  The smell or thought of it makes me want to puke again. It took me 2 years to be able to clean up after my dogs when they puked- I always made H do it.  I also joke that's why I work with horses, they physically can't throw up!

rowanthefrog

In a weird sick way, I'm enjoying you all debating this in between my bathroom runs.

And for the record...since I have access to the privacy of my own toilet that has been cleaned quite frequently today, diarrhea all the way.

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iwalktheline

1000x over diarrhea. I almost have a phobia of puking

Deblondie1

I'd rather puke. I hate a raw heiny.

ChuggingWater

I'm in the majority!

dland0201

I hate puking, do anything I can to avoid it.

AnnikaD20

Throwing up, for me, is a full body experience that involves every muscle tensing up and is completely exhausting. Especially if it's one of those ones that takes like 17 rounds before your stomach is convinced that it's empty.

At least diarrhea doesn't make me feel like I just ran 8 miles and climbed a tower and don't want to move for the next three hours. #teamdiarrhea