Throat Punch Time!

DCWJes

Go!

DCWJes

Qfrump said:

Costco doesn't open until 10.  I need to buy in bulk right NOW.

Its 11 here! *ducks from getting throat punched*

Poppy715

Qfrump said:

Ha!  It's just a pain.  I like to get my errands done before it gets 100+ degrees.

That does not seem like too much to ask!

SandSunBliss

TP the girl in my office who guilt trips me in front of everyone when I don't go to lunch.  If I went to lunch today, I'd have to take an hour of vacation.  It's someone's birthday. I wished them happy birthday.  I am not a bad person!!! Clearly, the guilt trip worked somewhat.  I feel guilty, but I still didn't go to lunch... which just plain sucks.  Its not like they are going to miss me.

PS - my "I'm not a bad person" rant, for some reason reminded me of this(couldn't find a working gif):

 

LaRomana09

SandSunBliss said:

TP the girl in my office who guilt trips me in front of everyone when I don't go to lunch.  If I went to lunch today, I'd have to take an hour of vacation.  It's someone's birthday. I wished them happy birthday.  I am not a bad person!!! Clearly, the guilt trip worked somewhat.  I feel guilty, but I still didn't go to lunch... which just plain sucks.  Its not like they are going to miss me.

PS - my "I'm not a bad person" rant, for some reason reminded me of this(couldn't find a working gif):

 

Love the gif, and you shouldn't feel guilty.  Tell her you will come if she gives you the hour pay it will cost you.

AnyMax

SandSunBliss said:

TP the girl in my office who guilt trips me in front of everyone when I don't go to lunch.  If I went to lunch today, I'd have to take an hour of vacation.  It's someone's birthday. I wished them happy birthday.  I am not a bad person!!! Clearly, the guilt trip worked somewhat.  I feel guilty, but I still didn't go to lunch... which just plain sucks.  Its not like they are going to miss me.

PS - my "I'm not a bad person" rant, for some reason reminded me of this(couldn't find a working gif):

 

Good for you standing your ground! I hate when people are like that.

BethKate

I'd like to TP the germs or whatever it is that's making me sick. My throat is scratchy and I'm really tired. I don't know if it's allergies or what, but I definitely feel like I'm coming down with something. Our first day of school is Monday and I need to be on my game, so this needs to go away asap.

BluEyedGirl26

TP to myself for feeling bitter and completely envious every time someone excitedly announces their pregnancy.

bumpuser9524622

TP to my insurance company for sending me a letter inquiring about my D&C..."Our records show you received medical care that may have been the result of an accident or injury...".  Umm, no. My baby died inside of me and I had to have surgery to get it out, but thanks for reminding me and for being jerks about it.

bumpuser9524622

Rafterk2 said:

TP to myself for feeling bitter and completely envious every time someone excitedly announces their pregnancy.

((hugs)) Please don't TP yourself! Those are completely normal feelings!

bumpuser9524622

BethKate said:

I'd like to TP the germs or whatever it is that's making me sick. My throat is scratchy and I'm really tired. I don't know if it's allergies or what, but I definitely feel like I'm coming down with something. Our first day of school is Monday and I need to be on my game, so this needs to go away asap.

I hope you feel better soon!

AllieSchur

*Loss Mentioned*

TP to the author of a ridiculous article I was dumb enough to read. Something like '5 must do's for a healthy pregnancy' I am a masochist so I clicked on it, you know for future reference, and the tips were so ridiculous 'don't touch tupperware, the BPA could hurt your unborn baby' "never eat any non-organic fruit or veggies' It went on and on. So angry because I feel like some people assume I did something wrong during my pregnancy that caused my loss.  And I feel like things like that ridiculous article help reinforce that idea.  They would never say that to me, but I did hear things like, "oh what happened?" or "You really have to be careful in those first few months.."

Sorry for the rant,its been one of those days.

ksyknelvr73

AllieSchur said:

*Loss Mentioned*

TP to the author of a ridiculous article I was dumb enough to read. Something like '5 must do's for a healthy pregnancy' I am a masochist so I clicked on it, you know for future reference, and the tips were so ridiculous 'don't touch tupperware, the BPA could hurt your unborn baby' "never eat any non-organic fruit or veggies' It went on and on. So angry because I feel like some people assume I did something wrong during my pregnancy that caused my loss.  And I feel like things like that ridiculous article help reinforce that idea.  They would never say that to me, but I did hear things like, "oh what happened?" or "You really have to be careful in those first few months.."

Sorry for the rant,its been one of those days.

That is a terrible article. I've had two friends of mine ask me "Do you think you being so stressed caused your miscarriage?"  Seriously???

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mileswithmyles

Here are mine: BFP warning

1. 2 of my good friends announced their BFPs on Facebook this week and my principal announced he is going to be a grandpa.  I am happy for all of them, but it just sucks that I did not get to that point.

2.  My high school graduating class.  My 10 year reunion is this year and the committee planned our reunion an hour (in bad traffic) away from where we went to high school, outside, in a touristy area, on a Saturday, midday, for 60 dollars a person, in the middle of November.  Who does that!?

mileswithmyles

Qfrump said:

Costco doesn't open until 10.  I need to buy in bulk right NOW.

#firstworldproblems

LOL!

mileswithmyles

BethKate said:

I'd like to TP the germs or whatever it is that's making me sick. My throat is scratchy and I'm really tired. I don't know if it's allergies or what, but I definitely feel like I'm coming down with something. Our first day of school is Monday and I need to be on my game, so this needs to go away asap.

Ugh!  Good luck to you!  A rested voice is important!

mileswithmyles

meladoriestar said:

hcorcoran said:

Here are mine: BFP warning

1. 2 of my good friends announced their BFPs on Facebook this week and my principal announced he is going to be a grandpa.  I am happy for all of them, but it just sucks that I did not get to that point.

2.  My high school graduating class.  My 10 year reunion is this year and the committee planned our reunion an hour (in bad traffic) away from where we went to high school, outside, in a touristy area, on a Saturday, midday, for 60 dollars a person, in the middle of November.  Who does that!?

Who needs a high school reunion anyway?!

True- to be honest, my graduating class had 800 people, so I am not close with many of them.  However, my husband has his reunion last year and we went and it was fun.  It made me have hope for mine, but that was clearly not well placed!

mileswithmyles

meladoriestar said:

hcorcoran said:

meladoriestar said:

hcorcoran said:

Here are mine: BFP warning

1. 2 of my good friends announced their BFPs on Facebook this week and my principal announced he is going to be a grandpa.  I am happy for all of them, but it just sucks that I did not get to that point.

2.  My high school graduating class.  My 10 year reunion is this year and the committee planned our reunion an hour (in bad traffic) away from where we went to high school, outside, in a touristy area, on a Saturday, midday, for 60 dollars a person, in the middle of November.  Who does that!?

Who needs a high school reunion anyway?!

True- to be honest, my graduating class had 800 people, so I am not close with many of them.  However, my husband has his reunion last year and we went and it was fun.  It made me have hope for mine, but that was clearly not well placed!


My graduating class was about the same size. The problem is that a lot of people added me on facebook, and their faces AND names aren't even remotely familiar. Plus, I wasn't very popular in high school (I was the goth kid lol). I feel like if I went, I would have been the talking point of things (because apparently they all remember me, and also because I married a frat boy jock lol). But also, almost everyone I went to high school with that added me on facebook has kids, and I'm not sure I could deal with that whole thing. Them talking about their kids, and asking me why I don't have any. Ugh. (My reunion was last year and I didn't even remember until the day after - it was on the same night that my best friend in college got married, so it was never even an option).

ETA: Wait! Midday? I just noticed that part. That's absurd! 

Right?! Midday for a 10 year is a no no to me!

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AllieSchur said:

*Loss Mentioned*

TP to the author of a ridiculous article I was dumb enough to read. Something like '5 must do's for a healthy pregnancy' I am a masochist so I clicked on it, you know for future reference, and the tips were so ridiculous 'don't touch tupperware, the BPA could hurt your unborn baby' "never eat any non-organic fruit or veggies' It went on and on. So angry because I feel like some people assume I did something wrong during my pregnancy that caused my loss.  And I feel like things like that ridiculous article help reinforce that idea.  They would never say that to me, but I did hear things like, "oh what happened?" or "You really have to be careful in those first few months.."

Sorry for the rant,its been one of those days.

What nutjob wrote that article? Geez.