From call it quits for a month to I'll try anything this month!

Momarazzi007

Let me know your craziest ideas- I'm going to try anything and everything. This is my last chance to try naturally before going in with FET! KC1212, got my lunar chart!!!
What else you ladies got for me??? Lets have fun with this!!! Or at least at my expense, I will do my best to entertain!!!

KC1212

Okay- get drunk and see if that gets you pregnant. Put that one to rest.


Oh google fung shui for ferility and re arrange your furniture according to the instructions. (I've actually already tried this one)


I googled old wives tales one of them said to sit on a pregnant persons chair.
You could try that.

Try the sperm meets egg plan



Just a few ideas! I like the first one the best

MJC1116

Going the feng shui route... put a bowl of fresh fruit by your bed and fresh flowers in your room. "Life brings life." (Needless to say I tried this about a year ago, along with putting these fertility sticks under my bed).

Buy a  jade elephant bracelet from Etsy... I think it's jade.

Good luck!!

CMDR513

https://www.oraclefertility.com.au/product_info.php?products_id=513

https://www.prayers-for-special-help.com/Fertility-Prayer.html

pettycrocker

I'm lmao @ your lunar chart. 

All of inlaws with bunches of kids, swear by putting your legs in the air for at least 20 mins after sex! I've tried it, it never worked for me. Maybe it'll work for you! 

I heard you have sex during a full moon, you'll get pregnant= also didn't work for us. 

I think I read somewhere, putting a hardboiled egg under your bed= pregnant. 

lol good luck! 

Momarazzi007

Lmao!!! I have jade elephant (got in high school cause was cute, I'll wear it all month!!!)
Fruit and flowers will go into room during fertile period, dd will probably think they are for her to eat, but this is fine!
First article I found with fen shui fertility, https://fengshui.about.com/od/faq/f/fertilityfs.htm
I'll move some baby elephant pics trunk down into room, already have baby pics everywhere. Does it have to be multiple kids jumping on bed? Or can one kid do it might after night and have a multiplying effect?if so in set on that. Fan isn't issue. Heavy lighting isn't issue.
Hard boiled egg- is that all month? I might forget about it.... Maybe that will go in and out with the fruit and flowers...
Full moon set for September 19th, the day before my AF is scheduled to visit again... But heck- we will DTD for good measure! I will also get totally trashed and DTD at least once during fertile window
Visiting my gf Tuesday who is due in a month, I think for good measure anytime she gets up I will steal her seat.
Legs In Air 20 min each time, probably more, I usually fall asleep like that, but more time can only be good for his guys right???
What are fertility stickers? I MUST FIND OR MAKE THEM!!!
CMDR513- can I just wear the amethysts I already have with pearls I have? I know it seems like cheating, but I will say the prayer everyday.
Luckily the jade amethyst and pearls look cute color wise together, a little mermaid ish, but I got the red hair going for me so I will rock it!!!
I am also doing thirty minute minimum walks everyday to promote circulation and blood flow to pelvic area! Hubs is eating figs and other stuff and thinking in nuts! While it may seem I'm being silly about this, class clown is my nature, but I am seriously doing all if this!!! Plus laughter is best medicine right??? Who says this cant be fun!

Momarazzi007

Oh crap, September 18 is night before full moon, that is our 9 year anniversary!!! Hmm... Maybe that will help, three sets of three!!!

KC1212

Oh! Get rose quartz or moonstone jewelery! Google it. Supposed to help fertility and stuff.

I've almost bought some off etsy but I think it was just an excuse to buy jewelry

KC1212

Here you go:

https://www.babyzone.com/getting-pregnant/how-to-get-pregnant/fertility-forklore_67458


I might try some too

Momarazzi007

Hmmm... I like this excuse to buy jewelry!!! But I'm blowing my budget on cutesy stuff for DD's bday... Last year bitchy MIL made sure everyone canceled in me for her first birthday by relating misinformation so she could throw my daughter's party. I nixed that and threw one at a Fall Fair here and posted pics if her first party in FB and she was pissed. Anyway, was going to go with pumpkin theme from last year bc still have all the stuff, but she has likes and all now so combining for Minnie Mouse a pumpkin patch party. So bought cookie and sandwich cutters and bow molds for chocolate to do bows on cupcakes and blah blah blah. Lol. Anyway, anything I already have, like I think I have rose quartz and moonstone from high school collection (collected lots of stones and all back then and still have them just sitting in box on jewelry box- waiting for now to be useful!!!) that I will stick in my pocket!!! For the whole month I think. Lol or maybe il make hubs carry them in his pocketses...

KC1212

Your daughters bday theme sounds adorable! My little boy was born in early Jan right after Xmas. It's so hard coming up with winter party ideas/ indoor party ideas.

AlmostWright

KC1212--DS is early January too. It is hard. All the parties end up at the same places!

So a bird pooped in my head today. Think that will bring us good luck?

Momarazzi007

January party ideas that you probably thought of (lol): Snow man (with related crafts of activities , a ton! Pinterest IS our friends... No matter what my husband says... Hahaha. Oh wow, I just did a quick Pinterest search for January birthday ideas and first one that popped up was Brrrrthday is coming! Too stinkin cute! Penguins, hit cocoa bar, winter wonderland (take it a different direction and do a mad hatter party with ice or snow theme over it for diff type of Wonderland), ice skating (when old enough), of course any idea from kids stuff could be winterized- Mickey made of snow balls (styrofoam and glitter or sugar/ white craft sand glued for snowlike effect, sesame characters w scarves. And seriously- would take prep and planning and asking friends to donate but totally worth it, igloo made of empty milk jugs!!! Look that up! Too cute! Now seriously, I was a party planner in another life and I literally spend months planning them (since I was little!!!) so you might think I'm crazy. Venues might be a little limited, but our imaginations aren't!!! also, three my brothers and I were born in October (our bday a always got lumped together so I always dreamt of my own birthday party! So I have childhood fall birthday dreams I get to live out now lol) so this is why I have this birthday so planned. My little sister and brother are July and August babies, so they were always pool or beach type stuff. Never had winter babies in family (yet) so never thought of the logistics for that! Crazy, but fun

Omg Almostwright!!! I about died! A bird pooped on your head! Maybe a sign of poopy diapers to come!!!

KC1212

Pinterest inspires me

freakyfast

KC1212 said:

Pinterest inspires me

Sounds like I should check it out. I never have.

MJC1116

Pinterest is addicting!!

KC1212

freakyfast said:

KC1212 said:

Pinterest inspires me

Sounds like I should check it out. I never have.

Make sure you have four hours of free time and a glue gun first!