WTF BM! DH called you and asked you nicely what SS needs for school clothes and you bit his head off. We aren't required to do anything beyond child support, but we buy him school clothes every year because we want him to have the things he needs/wants. DH asked to be nice and your ignorant 'if you were actually a real dad you would know' comment just shows how ugly you really are. Seeing as we don't monitor your laundry or SS's wardrobe at your house it is impossible for us to know. Most moms would be thrilled that their BD was getting things for their child wihout being asked or required too. We don't need your everlasting gratitude but at least don't be a bitch about it. We bought SS hundreds of dollars of new clothes and we are the bad guy. I guess it doesn't fit with your never ending story to your family about how we don't do shit for SS.
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WTF coworkers, you can't email me something and say you need it RIGHTNOWRIGHTNOW. On top of my regular work for other people, the auditors are here and they take priority. I'm getting exhausted trying to keep up with the million emails from multiple people. I'll get to you when I get to you. Keep it up and I'll spend the rest of the day bumping and you can wait til tomorrow. Or Friday.
If I have yo pick one thing, then WTF self: I went through all these paleo websites and found super amazing and yummy recipes that even the kids will eat. Tonight I'm making spicy sausage and eggplant stuffed bell peppers. But you know what I really want? Pizza. A big ass jalapeno, chicken and onion deep dish pizza.
WTF Self Quit waiting for the attorney to call and find some motivation!
WTF BM Get it together or go away. Stop thinking of yourself and put your children first for once.
WTF Self Quit wondering when 5yo SD is getting up from her nap... she started kindergarten today! (I've been a wreck all day)
WTF Mr. Detective that keeps going very slowly in front of my house, back and forth.. if you want something, stop and talk! Come in and search, do whatever. We don't have any guns and we didn't have any guns a week and a half ago. GEEZ
WTF advisor, I really need you to sign off on my last two classes so they can be sent over to the registrar at the other school where I'm taking them. I already had to talk to financial aid about dispursing my aid so I could cover the other two classes that had tuition due at my school by tomorrow. Luckily, he was nice and dispersed my whole aid amount to my student account but he can't refund me my overage until the other enrollment is confirmed (since it's a difference of halftime vs fulltime). I need my money for my books!!! I have one class starting Monday.
WTF week, why are you taking so long to get over with. Today has been the longest day ever.
WTF DH - yes, I am sleeping on the sofa because you snore. Yes, I have downplayed it because:
a) I also snore - and I feel like a hypocrite getting all up in your business when I do the same thing, though my snoring cannot be heard by SS, while yours (even with a freaking mouth guard) can be heard outside of our house (I am not exagerating, We have had neighbors ask us about it on more than on occasion)
b) and because I am a SAHM and you work - something that you have drilled into me on a consistent basis since we made DD. That's why you didn't do the midnight feeding or refuse to get up early with DD on weekends.
So do not give me attitude about how YOU feel guilty when you coming into the living room and see me sleeping. There is no other solution unless you want to buy a bigger house.
@ilumine have your H in a sleep study for sleep apnea. Get a CPAP machine it is my FAVORITE machine in the whole house...I would give up my kitchen aid mixer and my bosch dishwasher if there was a choice between appliances I LOVE.
WTF people who get coffee at the Starbucks in Target. There is an invention called a trash can. USE IT when you are done with your coffee drinks, instead of just leaving your nasty empty cups right alongside the merchandise. You are disgusting.
WTF people who get coffee at the Starbucks in Target. There is an invention called a trash can. USE IT when you are done with your coffee drinks, instead of just leaving your nasty empty cups right alongside the merchandise. You are disgusting.
Someone left their NAMED coffee cup from Starbucks at Barnes and Noble last night sitting on a display with books. I so wanted a megaphone for "MARSHA" to call her nasty ass out.
@ilumine have your H in a sleep study for sleep apnea. Get a CPAP machine it is my FAVORITE machine in the whole house...I would give up my kitchen aid mixer and my bosch dishwasher if there was a choice between appliances I LOVE.
He HAS done the study, which is why I am at such a loss. He was evaluated TWICE as only needing the mouth guards...and they WORK on his apnea.
They do not, however, work on his broken nasal passageways, which are not a great candidate for surgical fixes.
And let me tell you, as jacked up as I think it is, his low Sleep Apnea got him 60% VA disability. Which brings us extra money. So AGAIN, I feel awful bitching about it, because he has tried to do all that he can do.
I just want a 4 bedroom house again. Life was soooo much better for all of us.
Re: WTF Wednesday
Mines not all that good today, but I'll play:
WTF coworkers, you can't email me something and say you need it RIGHTNOWRIGHTNOW. On top of my regular work for other people, the auditors are here and they take priority. I'm getting exhausted trying to keep up with the million emails from multiple people. I'll get to you when I get to you. Keep it up and I'll spend the rest of the day bumping and you can wait til tomorrow. Or Friday.
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WTF attorney.. respond!
WTF Self Quit waiting for the attorney to call and find some motivation!
WTF BM Get it together or go away. Stop thinking of yourself and put your children first for once.
WTF Self Quit wondering when 5yo SD is getting up from her nap... she started kindergarten today! (I've been a wreck all day)
WTF Mr. Detective that keeps going very slowly in front of my house, back and forth.. if you want something, stop and talk! Come in and search, do whatever. We don't have any guns and we didn't have any guns a week and a half ago. GEEZ
My Loves= SD 18 SS 16 SS13 DD13 DS10 SD6 SD5
WTF advisor, I really need you to sign off on my last two classes so they can be sent over to the registrar at the other school where I'm taking them. I already had to talk to financial aid about dispursing my aid so I could cover the other two classes that had tuition due at my school by tomorrow. Luckily, he was nice and dispersed my whole aid amount to my student account but he can't refund me my overage until the other enrollment is confirmed (since it's a difference of halftime vs fulltime). I need my money for my books!!! I have one class starting Monday.
WTF week, why are you taking so long to get over with. Today has been the longest day ever.
@ilumine have your H in a sleep study for sleep apnea. Get a CPAP machine it is my FAVORITE machine in the whole house...I would give up my kitchen aid mixer and my bosch dishwasher if there was a choice between appliances I LOVE.
Late but...
WTF people who get coffee at the Starbucks in Target. There is an invention called a trash can. USE IT when you are done with your coffee drinks, instead of just leaving your nasty empty cups right alongside the merchandise. You are disgusting.