Can I just do this?

cantsitwithus

I don't really want to do an intro but here it is:

I'm a FTM and I'm due in December with a boy. DH and I are celebrating our 4 year wedding anniversary is next week. I can't really think of anything interesting to say so I'm open to answering any embarrassing questions you might have. 

I'm on here all the time love titting things like a creeper because this is my favorite board besides my BMB.

Now...

Libby1978

Welcome!

missyishere

congratulations to your future squish!  I know I've seen your siggy somewhere.  It's probably from lurking on the craziness in your BMB.  Where are you from? Are you offended by bacock?

cantsitwithus

@missyishere I'm from Ohio and seeing bacock made me make bacon for breakfast this morning. It was delicious.

missyishere

A midwestern girl who likes bacon?! You're in.  Do you need your lettuce separated from your JJ's?

cantsitwithus

missyishere said:

A midwestern girl who likes bacon?! You're in.  Do you need your lettuce separated from your JJ's?

Haha! Did I get caught up in the listeria hysteria that swept my BMB? No, I did not. I drink large coffees, eat sushi and plan on making myself a big turkey sandwich as soon as I tear myself away from Bumping.

LuckyDad

Shopping carts... fruit pouches... Beets?

I forget the list of interrogation getting to know you questions.

Also:

cantsitwithus

@LuckyDad: I return shopping carts. I prefer to park close to the cart return instead of finding a spot close to the door.

Fruit pouches aren't something I am familiar with yet.

Beets are ok but I've only ever had them when DH's grandma makes pickled beets. I don't really have a big love for them.

@ItsAllGravy7:

All other desserts/Brownies. I want all the ice cream! now that I'm pregnant.

Any liquor other than tequila/Tequila. I loved tequila in college but then I had too much one night and puked on my boots in an alley near OSU. Now I can only drink it in a margarita. I prefer vodka.

Beer/wine

And for the overshare, I've never had an orgasm through oral sex so its doubtful it played any part in DS' conception. His conception probably involved the usual girl on top and then back to whatever DH and I were doing before we DTD.

cantsitwithus

I just thought it was a thing, @Cashingn2.

LuckyDad

Cashingn2 said:

sehart3478 said:

I just thought it was a thing, @Cashingn2.

Yes, I just haven't come up with an appropriate way to introduce myself. I just want to be able to captivate my audience in an appropriate manner but you know how boring I am. That will be nearly impossible

Make a thread where you invite people to ask you anything.

Be prepared for silliness.

cantsitwithus

LD, I cant stop watching her eat that strawberry.

LuckyDad

sehart3478 said:

LD, I cant stop watching her eat that strawberry.

I can't either. It makes me happy.

LuckyDad

ItsAllGravy7 said:

You're probably on mobile. Some chick who is less hot than Carmen Electra and more hot than Cher is slowly noming a strawberry like she wants to blow it. I believe this is fake because it is not followed by the less than sensual squirt of strawberry juice onto shirt that typically follows real life attempting of sexual fruit consumption.

It's from Firefly. You see, they're in space, so they don't often get fresh produce. They manage to trade someone on some planet for some fresh fruit. Kaylee savors her strawberry. It's very delicious to her.

She's a little repressed because she's more virgin than your average fanfic heroine and the dude she wants is too busy trying to stop his baby sister from being re-kidnapped by the intergalactic government.

You fell asleep, didn't you?

klondikebar

Welcome!

missyishere

Cashingn2 said:

ItsAllGravy7 said:

I knew what it was from but I wanted cashingin to get an accurate visual and didn't want to assume she would just know what i meant if i said what it was from. i think she got it. i also feel like the director probably direct quoted me 'nom it like you want to suck it BAD but just the tip' sexually repressed virgins fucking LOVE fruit....noted.

I think you mean, "love fucking fruit." Well....and veggies.


Bananas have been known to make appearances in Vegas.

insertclevername

Hi seahart!  Glad you are coming out of the creepy lurking shadows on Parenting.