I have been trying ALL FUCKING DAY to get DS to sleep. He will go down for, like, ten whole minutes (about the time it takes for the white noise to either stop, be interrupted by a call or text, or for one of his sisters to screech), and then WHOA, guess who's up?
And DDs are running fucking rampant because DS doesn't let me out of his sight when he's awake, or else SCREAMING, THAT'S WHAT.
Initiate hair pulling-out sequence.
PS - Can we add a "booze" button? It can look like a beer bottle and I'll just figure out what the badge is called after the kids go down and I've had a few drinks.
Re: FUUUUUCK.
// I love you too. //
// I love you too. //