Am I in labor?

Tashapreg

I'm having bad cramps and I feel lightheaded. Also, I have leaking water coming from my lady bits. I'm 39 weeks pregnant what should I do.
I'm new here so I figured I'd write my first post.

MommyKristin88

MUD

BelhurstBride

Not even for real. 

WildRumpus

rfrazier611

Boil some water!

But... if this is actually for real, please stay seated and call your doctor.

lydsyjane

MommyKristin88

MommyAmes2

LOL

Maybe you should shut off the water hose?

 

Cosmic+Love

MommyKristin88

Theusualmischief said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Don't call me Shirley.  

(is that even from whatever the gif is from?)  I have never seen the original source...

LOL I don't know! I found that through a google search. I don't know who that guy is.

BelhurstBride

Cosmic+Love said:

Damn you. I was going to use that one! 

BlondieBia21

WildRumpus

Sanguar said:

rfrazier611 said:

Boil some water!

Also grab towels, shoelaces, and some scissors. 

Or, if none of that's handy, I hope you have sharp teeth!

[Deleted User]

uhmm. . yeah about that.

WildRumpus

MommyKristin88 said:

Theusualmischief said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Don't call me Shirley.  

(is that even from whatever the gif is from?)  I have never seen the original source...

LOL I don't know! I found that through a google search. I don't know who that guy is.

It's from Airplane!

KristiBree

Yes you are in full blown labor.  Run to the hospital and never look back 

Soleil3

BelhurstBride

girlmama83

MommyBolty

I waited all day for good stuff to come along and now that I'm mobile there have been two opportunities for great gifs! Grrrr!!

MinnesotaMomma91

Fuuuuuuuu.... didnt we just have a thread about drive by posting AND using us as google this morning.

If this is real call your doc, if not. Well then just know your tacky and i hate you.

MommyKristin88

msspeedymarie said:

Jill9288 said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Theusualmischief said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Don't call me Shirley.  

(is that even from whatever the gif is from?)  I have never seen the original source...

LOL I don't know! I found that through a google search. I don't know who that guy is.

It's from Airplane!

HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Haha I just looked up the movie. It's older than me (it came out in 1980). I'm 25 (1988).

RoosterMemphis

Call 911

Texasmomma13

msspeedymarie said:

MommyKristin88 said:

msspeedymarie said:

Jill9288 said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Theusualmischief said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Don't call me Shirley.  

(is that even from whatever the gif is from?)  I have never seen the original source...

LOL I don't know! I found that through a google search. I don't know who that guy is.

It's from Airplane!

HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE???
Haha I just looked up the movie. It's older than me (it came out in 1980). I'm 25 (1988).



You make me feel ancient.

Also, get on Netflix and watch Airplane!

I agree. I'm 35 and remember watching this many times. I still catch it on reruns.

Texasmomma13

Op, the only way we can really answer this question for you is if you follow it with a pic of your butt crack. Have you checked your crack lately...? Hmmm, well have you?

BlondieBia21

Also, OP- please don't forget to check your butt crack for the purple line. I can't believe out of all our helpful advice we've given that we ALL forgot that one, the most important one! Eta- @lisarene77 - great minds think alike!!

MommyKristin88

*Makes mental note to look up Airplane tonight on Netflix*

Emabells

I don't know how to birth no babies!! I wish I could post that gif from Gone With The Wind lol.

WildRumpus

I'm 25 as well, but it's a GREAT movie!

sdegrootmom3

KatieS7 said:

Don't worry...it's just your baby peeing.

) ^:)^

BlondieBia21

lisarene77 said:

I agree. I'm 35 and remember watching this many times. I still catch it on reruns.

I LOVE Airplane, and I'm 22! My dad loved to watch it so we did constantly. I have it on VHS AND dvd lol..

henderson1026

ok OP your prank worked, now step out from behind the AE and reveal yourself :P

PrimRoseMama

I wasn't going to open this thread but I'm so glad I did! :-D well done, ladies!

lyndz333

lisarene77 said:

msspeedymarie said:

MommyKristin88 said:

msspeedymarie said:

Jill9288 said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Theusualmischief said:

MommyKristin88 said:

Don't call me Shirley.  

(is that even from whatever the gif is from?)  I have never seen the original source...

LOL I don't know! I found that through a google search. I don't know who that guy is.

It's from Airplane!

HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE???
Haha I just looked up the movie. It's older than me (it came out in 1980). I'm 25 (1988).



You make me feel ancient.

Also, get on Netflix and watch Airplane!

I agree. I'm 35 and remember watching this many times. I still catch it on reruns.


I was born in 1983 and I know this movie! And with the old lady that spoke jive... Priceless!

SarahRut

Hmmmm.  Could be.  Better ask the internet.

PrettyAccountant

Close your legs?

TurtleMomma

Nope.

Mom2bois85

JBrooks315

MommyAmes2 said:

LOL

Maybe you should shut off the water hose?

 

)

amarissa85

Agh...this made me chuckle. Not even good MUD.

rooftop

stand on your head and you can be a fountain