Am I Pregnant?

ByeBabyBunting

I'm one day late! 

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Ok, fine, I'm probably not pg, but we're only using condoms right now. Anyone here get knocked up while using condoms? Or know people who did? 

This is how they are supposed to be used, right?

grr_aargh

I got pregnant using fertility awareness and condoms. 
And I got pregnant on the pill. 
And I got pregnant using condoms and spermicide. 

So, um, yeah.  But maybe if you're just a day late it's just a weird cycle. 

ByeBabyBunting

It was supposed to be a joke guys. I know I'm not pg. Missed the mark I guess.

grr_aargh

LOL. 

I was very distracted by the condom snorting. . . 

grr_aargh

HilarityEnsued said:

grr_aargh said:

I got pregnant using fertility awareness and condoms. 
And I got pregnant on the pill. 
And I got pregnant using condoms and spermicide. 

So, um, yeah.  But maybe if you're just a day late it's just a weird cycle. 

Have you purchased separate residence for your DH? It seems dangerous for you two to be in close proximity to each others privates.

It's OK, my body eats babies so only about 30% make it. 

But yeah, DH needs to get snipped if he ever wants to have sex again. Ever.  All of that b/c was with perfect use too - not like " the condom was on the nightstand" or "I forgot to take my pill for 4 days."