i suppose an intro is necessary now

lyingliarlies

hi guys, as i stated in a thread below i am new to posting here but i am a long time lurker. I AM NOT AN AE!!! I was perfectly happy just lurking (like a soap opera i guess, though i can't stand soap operas on tv, though i can watch some Real Housewives, go figure) until the past couple of days. I guess I'm just more of an observer by nature and never felt the need to participate. but here i am. i fed my kid pouches (though now he eats tons of whole veggies & all kinds of cuisine, no juice though) but held off on goldfish until a couple of months ago, our yard has weeds despite my hubby's profession (like the plumber who always has a leaky faucet), i had to be a helicopter parent b/c my kid would walk right off the edge of the playground, i will RF until he has to turn around in driver's ed, & i like very few casseroles. will you keep me?

penguingrrl

Welcome!

kcisthebombdotcom

We need the answers to some more pressing issues, like does your yard have dandelions? D you wear jeans and sneakers? How fat do you think I am?

lyingliarlies

KC_13 said:

We need the answers to some more pressing issues, like does your yard have dandelions? D you wear jeans and sneakers? How fat do you think I am?

i pulled weeds today, a whole lotta shit, but only got one dandelion.**buffs fingernails on shirt**
no jeans and sneakers unless it's cold and we're walking a lot, like on vacation. but i do avoid it and i'm frustrated in my search for non-sneakery athletic type shoes to wear with shorts and jeans.
girl i know you're a skinny thing from your ring picture with your little stick thighs. skinny bitch.

lyingliarlies

NandaB said:

Hello. I'm intrigued- how long have you lurked? Do you just have a wicked good memory in general, or did you remember things about emma in particular?

i guess i've lurked for a couple of years off and on. i lurk on parenting some and on my bmb til it died. about emma, she just always seemed like a "topper" or a one-upper, and it just didn't ring true. i remembered a couple of things that seemed contradictory but it wasn't until i went back and read her replies and posts that it was perfectly clear. i do have a wicked good memory on things, my hubby would argue

rockyrollgirl

I feel intruded upon! *runs away and jumps in a hole*

lyingliarlies

yeah sometimes i really wondered if some are really that unaware that these boards are completely open for the world to see.

which means that anyone who's been run off is likely lurking right now, even if they're not posting.

lyingliarlies

cjcouple said:

Alicia???

cjcouple said:

Alicia???

i don't know, either she lurks all the time or she's found a new place to try to conquer. wasn't she a mod on 3 or 4 boards? and on another note, wouldn't someone always say that there's a bat signal for the old crew to roll around?

sorry i messed up the quote and it won't let me out of your box (tee hee!)

lyingliarlies

discobelle said:

cjcouple said:

Alicia???

Or Alicia's crazy friend.

FFS don't even imply that I am one of them.

lyingliarlies

oh geezus people is the sense of humor broken around here??? Kate doesn't drive a Geo, AG's husband could identify his children out of a lineup, and KC's goldfish eating kids are going to be skinnier than all your veggie & fruit eating pouch suckers are because she's so dang skinny and rubs it in your face all.the.time. all i was saying is that several of the regulars have been accused of lying about certain things in their lives but i think we all know who's for real and none of it holds a candle to this emma deal. maybe MY sarcasm is broken?

lyingliarlies

gwapes said:

So do you have like a book or something where you're keeping tabs on people? 

:-$

like i said, she set off red flags over the past few months with all these crazy stories and some discrepancies here and there, and then with the way she handled the birthdate question (i saw her explanation before she deleted it) got me thinking so i spent my usual lurky-loo time looking at her posts. that's all. as for you, you said something the other day that had me rolling, and i decided i like you. unless you want me to talk about that one time.................................................................jk
:-\"

Mrs.Hizzo

Methinks you can stay.

Andrewsgal

Welcome you sound like a great addition.

notkateanymore

I'm so confused. 

MountaineerMomma

She seems fun...can we keep her, guys?

Arnegard

Welcome.

dizzycooks

We can keep her, but I'm still curious why she's stepping out now if watching all the drama this summer has been enough fun up until now...

lyingliarlies

dizzykates said:

We can keep her, but I'm still curious why she's stepping out now if watching all the drama this summer has been enough fun up until now...



(won't let me out of your quote box, sorry)
i really debated whether to not post anything at all for now, whether to PM some of the regulars to see if they had suspicions too (based on a couple of comments i saw), or whether to do a point blank call out. when this got started today and people noted a few of the discrepancies, i figured she's not coming back anyway since everybody's onto her, so let's lay it all out for people to see. specifics, things that are NOT semantics or typos. if it weren't for the post today i would have probably held out until it got to the point of people trying to send her money (which has happened on these boards.) she did post (in NJ moms i think?) about how much she paid ($2k) to send niece and nephew to camp this summer. it usually doesn't take long til someone wants to help. i've seen paypal accounts, book collections, etc. on here.

Louiej

Do you know this much about everyone....Emma?

lyingliarlies

Louiej said:

Do you know this much about everyone....Emma?

i know about you and the mailman
B-)

i can remember shit i read 2 days ago. hell maybe i should go for a PhD?

Louiej

Huh...well. Welcome? You freak me out though. In fact, all the super secret sleuthers do. /:)

lyingliarlies

Louiej said:

Huh...well. Welcome? You freak me out though. In fact, all the super secret sleuthers do. /:)

that's more like it.
haha.

Louiej

Not quite... It's weird that you know "everything" about her, and yet just came out as she got submarined. I could be wrong, and often am, but something smacks of fish here. Stick around after the dust settles and we'll see.

lyingliarlies

Louiej said:

Not quite... It's weird that you know "everything" about her, and yet just came out as she got submarined. I could be wrong, and often am, but something smacks of fish here. Stick around after the dust settles and we'll see.

if i can get the image of your llama smacking some fish around out of my head.....
i saw where the post was going so i brought the goods out on a silver platter for those still in doubt. that about sums it up.