Deep Thoughts...

NeneCakies

by Jack Handey is a real thing! By a real guy! With a new real book! He also created Toonces the Driving Cat. Mind OMFG blown, right?!

"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!" - JH

Most favorite SNL skit...go! 

NeneCakies

Bumpity bump bump for funsies. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? :-/

AggieDaner

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I love Jack Handy, and guess what? He's my friend's uncle!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHH!!! FREAK OUT WITH ME ABOUT HOW COOL THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!

piphigirl

The one about how to die and leave a scary skeleton is the best.  It was on an NPR show a few years back, and sometimes they replay it around Halloween.

Here it is on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc2LlZD67lQ

The part about the dog dragging the skeleton shooting a gun cracks me up every time!

NeneCakies

@AggieDaner that's awesome!! Like finding a secret passageway in your home that goes to Santa's workshop because he like EXISTS and now you're his favorite person and you get first pick of all the gifts and ride in the sleigh whenever you want AWESOME!! Now I'm jealous.