everyone is an expert

faygojumper

Is there something about pregnancy that makes women think they're the god of all mothers? The next person who gives me advice that's obviously wrong, I will strangle to death with my umbilical chord. It's called google people, use it.

jamie4duke

Haha the ones who have never been pregnant are the best people who give advice!  You strangle people with your umbilical cord... will slap them with my placenta.  LOL

TimingisEverything

My favorite is the men w/ no medical training and no children of their own that give advice.

Donniesgrrl

HAHAHAHA! I completely agree, my other favorite is the just you wait people...I will find out on my own in a few weeks, just because it happened to you doesn't mean it will happen to me.

faygojumper

Donniesgrrl:

HAHAHAHA! I completely agree, my other favorite is the just you wait people...I will find out on my own in a few weeks, just because it happened to you doesn't mean it will happen to me.

They are the worst! The way my friend tells it, you'd think babies went through eighty diapers a day, shredded their onesies to pieces in minutes, then vomitted on the carpet all day long.

Jamie - maybe we should mix the placenta into a pie and feed it to them.