I keep getting gas bubbles that feel like cramps. I get all excited, look at the clock, then I fart and it goes away.
THEN I'll have a cramp and tell myself it's just gas, only to realize I've been having real cramps for an hour.
WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING ME?
Re: god is playing with my emotions
lmao - god controls all things, which means he definitely cares about my farting habits. Right?