s/o Stripper names

JuneMommy2B

If your stripper name is your first pet and the street you grew up on, DD's stripper name will be

Calvin Bald Eagle Terrace

 I don't think she's going to make a whole lot of money with that one.

Mine, on the other hand, is Candy Highland. Anything with "Candy" is good for a few $$, right?

On that note, I'm off to take my final for my human sexuality class.  I wonder if any of this will come in handy!

proudarmywife08

LOL...

DD's would be either Chloe Huntington or Dilly Huntington (methinks Chloe is better)

Mine would be Molly 9th street...or I could go with Molly Brave (that is better)

ABMcKinney

I'm Stasha Kittyhawk

aimeelv

Mine would be Missy Whistlewood

cherrpop_00_02

Okay I remember doing these in high school and laughing so hard.  Mine would be Tiny Second.  And DD would be Lefty South.

Mrs.Hagen2

Like I said in the previous post mine is Missy Newport. It totally works as a stripper name. DD's would be Clementine Bloomfield...ehhhhh, not as catchy as mine.

MandC17

This is pretty funny. Mine is Coco Washington.

DD has many choices for the first name: Ruger, Kitty, Tyson, Roxy or Nuissance(yes our cat is named nuissance). I think kitty or roxy would work best.

 

KrystaMcgee

Lance Michigan.  It would totaly work if I were one of thoes skeezy mustached 80's male strippers.

JoyousJulia

I'd be Baby Westbrook. Not too bad for a stripper! lol

ms_mellor

Mine would be Boomer Beavertail!

DD would be Cleo Northshire...does not work so well. 

MrsKellyOrBust

Shamrock Tiffany. I think I'd do pretty well!

took79

Livi's would be either Jager or Nittany Old Mail...  Mine is definatly better than hers: Raven Wood Valley

mlc92404

Bambi Lakeview..........If that doesn't sound like a stripper name I don't know what does!!

Stacyc625

Taffy Clementine.

lol- that's hot.

kirbabe

Mine's not good:  Dingles Victory

I always heard it was your middle name and the street you grew up on, Alana Victory sounds much better, I think! 

marymere

Mine would be Smokey Palmer  lol!

MrsKellyOrBust

LOL at Ms_Mellor and Kirbabe. Ms_Mellor for having Beavertail as a stripper name and Kirbabe for naming her animal Dingles. We nicknamed my cat Dingles b/c she has really long fur and always has dingleberries.

Agrippa

Mine is Jazz Townview

DS's name stinks, because he has a female dog as his first pet:  

Trillian Catenary

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DD's would be Bella Headrick or Georgia Headrick

Mine would be Amber Shoshone

lanie26

Kitty Rolling   BAHAHAAHA!

olivia_eve

These are good.  Mine is Goldie Reddick, which makes me sound like a geriatric stripper.

We had a fish before while I was pregnant with DD, so if you count that as her first pet, her name would be Fishie Hut Jr. Pebbleview.

I just asked DH, and his would be Puddin Pisces.  Bwah!

JaysGrl32903

Mine would be Chloe Hunt, DD's would be Toby Lynn.  LOL!! 

violetblue72

kirbabe:

Mine's not good:  Dingles Victory

Dingles Victory just cracked me up.  It seems like it would be good for something, just not a stripper.

Signed - Lemony Mason

TheMisses

this is fun!

Mine would be either: Cleo Mt. Vernon or Midnight Mt. Vernon

DH would be: T-Bone Clematis ( sounds like he might have a disease, lol)

mfield

I'm Friskey Sunset!

uhlerj

Mine is Muffin Douglas. That sounds like a porn name. LOL!

punkn

Me: April Pine

DD: Chobi Walton

babygroves

I'm Roxy Knollwood!

LoriFalce

Well, Joseph is screwed. We have fish. No names.

But I would be Gypsy Salem.