When my dentist appointments come around, I have always wanted to eat a bunch of oreos and then go straight there. No teeth brushing. Just to see what they would say (I know they would hate me.)
My husband has actually done this!! He has been going to the same dentist for years and he always likes to play pranks on her. Once it was oreos... then cheetos. She thinks it is hilarious!
Oooh, Cheetos. There is nothing worse than cheeto breath. Well, except for Dorito breath, or Cheerio breath... Ok, there are a few things worse than cheeto breath.
The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.
Re: s/o Oreos
Oh, and Doodle, your husband is awesome.
Well, of course he is, he would to have to be since he married you. Everyone knows, only awesome goes with awesome.
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
I'm ashamed to admit that he is much more awesome than me. He's so freaking witty and clever. He makes me laugh ALL.THE.TIME. He's a keeper.