Fart Noises

shanleebrake

DH and DS were playing video games last night and for some reason started making fart noises and giggling after each one. After about the first 20 I started getting annoyed... then impatient.. then completely p*ssed off. At that moment DS walks past me and goes into the kitchen continuosly making the fart noises. So I said to him in a calm but matter of fact way, "DS, if you make one more fart noise, I am going to rip your lips off". At that moment, DH cracks up laughing and starts DS on a laughing fit as well. I guess they thought it was funny. So off they went laughing and continuing their fart noises. Boys.

Roothie427

I am sooo glad that I am having a little girl....I tell my FI all the time that he is the only little boy I can handle at a time