me: gloria, would you like to go to the nutcracker with me? it's a ballet -- you watch people dance to really nice music. they're all ballerinas, just like your teacher (she takes dance). it's a very special thing to do at christmastime. would you like to go with me? just you and me?
gloria: well..... not right now. but maybe when i'm 4 years old.
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