Your funniest Christmas stories

snickerdoodle27

I don't remember this but my parents love telling this story.

When my brother and I were little, I asked my parents how Santa can get into our house, since we don't have a fireplace, hence no chimney. My brother, all of 3 or 4 years old, says, "He comes in through the heater!"

GinandTonic

We lived in an apartment and didn't have a fireplace either and my mom told us he came in through the toilet!

stacynikki

When I was 7 and my sister was 9 my parents bought the tree a little too early.  It ended up dying before Christmas so my parents put lights on the wall and made it into the shape of a Christmas tree.  I'll never forget that! 

Sweet&Spicy

I am divorced and my ex-h is jewish and our daughter was going to a private christian school in first grade.  At a very large Chanukah party thrown by my ex-fil she announces to everyone that if they don't take Jesus into their hearts they will burn in a firey lake of hell for eternity- she was 6.

 

needless to say that was the last year she attended that school.  (same school who also taught her that jesus doesn't like divorced people- nice)

Reagan's Mommy

I don't remember how old I was, but one year, it was really snowy and foggy (we lived by a river) and I was so worried that Santa wouldn't be able to find his way, despite having Rudolf's nose to guide him.

I was so upset that my mom actually went out and drove around the block "looking for Santa" to give him directions!  LOL