Kekis Dahling!

halsgal

Are you still here??

kekis

Yes, my dear?

halsgal

Just wondering... I read some of your fertile ramblings earlier. I wish I cold give you a big hug! (And I wish you could give me one too!)

kekis

Here ya go . . .   Thank you.  I'm really doing okay, but I have my moments.  Rather than freak out DH, I just ramble about it on my blog.  Now, if I could just get stupid AF to show up so I could schedule my HSG, things would be easier.

I have everything crossed & am saying lots of prayers for you guys!!!!

halsgal

Well ditto! And thank you

What CD are you?

kekis

I'm CD29 & didn't chart this cycle because of my surgery.  I typically O between CD14-16, which are the three days after my post-op "all clear" for sex.  Yes, we took advantage of that time.

Reasons I could be pg:
- great FWP timing
- lotsa EWCM during that time
- clean & shiny ute!
- boobs & nips hurt last week
- heartburn last week
- almost puked in my mouth last night
- clean qtip tests
- cramping & gas last week

Reasons why I would not be pg:
- none of that stuff from last week is still around
- smells don't bother me (always my first sign)
- alcohol doesn't taste like metal to me (always my second sign)
- 2 BFNs
- that's just how our luck is!

So, I just wait for her nastiness to arrive, schedule my HSG & go from there.  I did find out from a friend that I might be able to get donated meds.  If that works out, I'll start injectibles this next cycle if I don't need resection surgery.  Did you get all that? 

halsgal

I got it all! I hate it when that first week the symptoms are aplenty and then Woosh! They vanish!

I love your sure-fire signs! Smells and alcohol tasting like metal That one's a unique one me thinks! Oh, and the Q-Tip test never worked for me =( In fact, I've always thought it kinda helps AF on her way. Who knows? Don't you get sick of the guessing game?

 Have you ever had an HSG before? If not, I'm here to tell you it will be fine so don't listen to anyone who might try to tell you otherwise!

 Of course though, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that there's a little Longhorn in there and you won't be needing the HSG anyways!

Hey~ did you see my post from way earlier? DH (I feel weird calling him DH with you) doesn't want to do it. He's afraid of hurting me. I'm trying to tell him I'm fine even though I AM still a little sore, but he said I can't fool him. He said I'm walking around here funny, and until I can walk normal, nookie is off-limits =(

halsgal

I use way too many exclamation marks.

kekis

I feel weird calling both of them DH to each other too!  Like others wouldn't easily be able to figure out their names! ha!

I'm not worried about the HSG.  Too many parties in my hooha = little fear.  Plus, I have a high threshold of pain & believe in drug intervention when necessary. 

What about a little pain pill & some lovin' from DH?  That or some wine . . . or vodka . . . or . . .   Tell him I said it'll be okay!  You know that'll help - lol!

halsgal

When we're talking about you and I'm like, "Kekis said this" or "Kekis said that". He's like "Who's Kekis?"

 "You know! My Texas Longhorn friend!"

halsgal

Oh and speaking of parties in the hoo-ha... he nearly passed out FOR REAL yesterday seeing all the tools in me.

The nurse and doctor told him "God help you during labor!"

kekis

Poor guy!  Maybe he'll have more of an appreciation of what you're having to go through to get you two pg.

And I use entirely too many !!!! and ????  They look lonely or unemphatic when there's only one.

halsgal

I know. And I feel like the person reading it will imagine my voice as being dull and without emotion....

 Well, my love, I'm going to go lay down on the couch and find a Christmas movie to watch. Nighty night. Muah!