I'll try not to disappear today, but my kid hates life, so no promises.
I got a little bloody Mary drunk while golfing on Wednesday. I really had to pee, and we weren't near any bathrooms on the course, so I found a tree to squat behind, as I usually do.
I tried just pulling my skort to the side, because apparently that's better than being found bare-assed at the country club.
Well, this skirt wasn't very stretchy, and I ended up peeing all over myself. Like all over myself. We still had 4 holes to go. And the ride home, with my pee soaked skirt. Luckily H thought it was hilarious.
Edit: Samsung auto correct is worse than iphone.
Re: FFFC
Kid #1 - 09/03/12
Hysteroscopy #10 - scar tissue grew back reblocking my right tube
#11 or IVF with scarring still inside?
1 lone embryo from September 2016 retreival, dx with Trisomy 16, starting fresh
Is it bad that my dentist knew to bribe her, but the thought would have never occurred to me? The toy was a pink tiger squeaky toy that she plays with in the tub, and still talks about how the dentist gave it to her. I don't think this will make the next appointment any easier though- I imagine they just got harder with age for a little while.
She went six months ago and did awesome. She did great with the hygienist this time, but no-go with the dentist.
I feel like this too, however the chance that my kid could hear, absorb, think or speak things like that overrides that thought.
ETA: changed wording a little
Kid #1 - 09/03/12
Hysteroscopy #10 - scar tissue grew back reblocking my right tube
#11 or IVF with scarring still inside?
1 lone embryo from September 2016 retreival, dx with Trisomy 16, starting fresh
They used to say it all the time. I would just quietly excuse myself. It's different with the kids obviously. BIL's say it and even a couple of my nephews. It makes me cringe.
Shameful confession part of this: I hate having a potty trained kid. I miss diapers, I miss being able to just get going wherever for how long I wanted without having to pull over at the drop of a hat. I hate having a potty in my trunk.
It just is not at all what I hoped it would be.
Emma Rose - 9.14.05 Beckett - 5.26.07 Sawyer - 9.22.12 Lennon Mae - 9.26.14
Outside of that setting though I've never heard it be used.
In regards to my parents and divorce I agree with everyone who says it's not okay to talk negatively about the other parent to or around the kids. My mom used to put us on the phone with my dad so we could tell him what a piece of garbage we thought he was. Little did I know when I was 6 that my dad would change my life for the better while my mom was also trying, inadvertently to ruin it!
Maya's new preschool teacher sent a postcard saying she can't wait to meet her. Which is cute and nice but...
She spelled her name wrong.
Yes she does. I'm going to try to show her the picture part of the card but not the rest. I don't understand it. I would think she is working off a roster of names they gave her. Oh well, I hope it's not what we have in store at this new school.