I can't move past my hangriness today. I need bacon.
You're a beauty.
You're not so bad yourself, pretty lady.
I did think of something: despite my inability to care for many plants, I've been able to care for my first garden this year. I have real food growing in my back yard, guise!
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
I am very proud of myself for reconnecting with who I am. I really lost myself in this relationship/marriage and I'm excited for what the future holds.
I'm just proud of myself for getting through today. I have a sick toddler and it's taking everything I have to make it and so far I feel like I'm doing a good job.
Toddlers are tough as it is. It's 10x harder while they are sick. You're doing great! You should receive a massage for your hard work.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
1. I make kickass pad thai. Like better than pad thai you can get at Thai restaurants run by Thai people. Also, Thai.
2. I'm good at home improvement stuff. Surprisingly good for someone who is not in the least bit handy. I'm also getting to at MacGyvering solutions when I need to.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
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"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
You're not so bad yourself, pretty lady.
I did think of something: despite my inability to care for many plants, I've been able to care for my first garden this year. I have real food growing in my back yard, guise!
I am very proud of myself for reconnecting with who I am. I really lost myself in this relationship/marriage and I'm excited for what the future holds.
I really feel like a new person!
Oh, by hang I mean not ripping my hair out every night. But I still need a glass of wine.
Toddlers are tough as it is. It's 10x harder while they are sick. You're doing great! You should receive a massage for your hard work.
The Mob Boss
Birth: 10lbs 11oz, 21.5 inches <> 1 mo: 14lbs 7oz, 23.5 inches2mo: 18lbs 15oz, 25.5 inches <> 4mo: 26lbs 8oz, 27.5 inches6mo: 29lbs 8oz, 30 inches <> 9mo: 32lbs, 32 inches12 mo: 37lbs, 34.5 inches <> 15 mo: 38lbs 6 oz, 36 inches. 20.5 inch noggin18 mo: 43lbs, 37.75 inches 21 inch head2yr: 47 lbs, 42 inches. 21.5 inch head. Woah.
Oi this is a hard one this week. Plus I am probably the only person on the board so whatevs.
I am really good at eating peanut butter,
You are truly truly outrageous, brilliam, gorgeous and sweet.
You are just the cutest and make wicked cute bebehs.
I used to have nice hair. Damn kids.
1. I make kickass pad thai. Like better than pad thai you can get at Thai restaurants run by Thai people. Also, Thai.
2. I'm good at home improvement stuff. Surprisingly good for someone who is not in the least bit handy. I'm also getting to at MacGyvering solutions when I need to.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.