Sounds like the day my DH came home and suggested that I clean up the back porch every afternoon, so he could enjoy it without toys everywhere. I suggested he could lean over and pick them up himself (and I would kick him in the a$$, under my breath)
answer: Darling, (heavy labored sigh....) I have been relaxing all day, it is all I can do not to perish at the mere thought of EATING the food you'll be cooking. I hope you appreciate the sacrifices I make for this family.
Re: How's this for 50's?
You should tell him that you had to be busy eating bon bons all day and couldn't be bothered to cook.
Then give him the finger.
See? No one needs counseling around here, they just need marital advice from me.
Nora Judith 7/2/06 Miles Chauncey 4/20/09 born with Trisomy 21 - Down syndrome
That's right - you gave him a BJ. Because that's your J.O.B.
OMG...LOVE it!!!
You gave him a text, didn't you?
Ha ha - great minds...