July 2012 Moms

Venting Monday

Yes? NO? Fuuuck it heres mine

After a craptastic weekend with a sick baby and a husband that just had to work saturday my husband brings home a baby deer! Just now, a mother fucccking baby deer. He found it at work, brought it back here and just went back to work. Most girls get surprised with flowers..my husband brings home a damn baby animal. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing all day? It's locked in my guest bathroom. A flucking deer! 

I'm running on like zero sleep because my dogs are complete asssholes. My baby is also a huge twatwaffle for having a scream fit at midnight for a hour then waking up at 5 am to down a bottle in my bed and then piss on my sheets while I changed him. So yeah lets add a deer to my list of shiiiit I do not need today. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

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  • WTF?  What the heck are you supposed to do with a MFing deer in  your house?
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  • image reinedecajun:

    Yes? NO? Fuuuck it heres mine

    After a craptastic weekend with a sick baby and a husband that just had to work saturday my husband brings home a baby deer! Just now, a mother fucccking baby deer. He found it at work, brought it back here and just went back to work. Most girls get surprised with flowers..my husband brings home a damn baby animal. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing all day? It's locked in my guest bathroom. A flucking deer! 

    I'm running on like zero sleep because my dogs are complete asssholes. My baby is also a huge twatwaffle for having a scream fit at midnight for a hour then waking up at 5 am to down a bottle in my bed and then piss on my sheets while I changed him. So yeah lets add a deer to my list of shiiiit I do not need today. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

     

     

    A baby deer?  A baby Flucking deer?  That's CA-RAZY!!!  

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  • image ThePinkSuperhero:
    WTF?  What the heck are you supposed to do with a MFing deer in  your house?

    Yes, this!!  Oh my god...I don't know what I would do!

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  • Bahahahaha!!!! I just love your contry people problems!  Sorry, I mean that sucks and all...but it's really freakin funny that you've got a baby dear in your guest bathroom!

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  • Not smart Mr Cajun, not smart at all.

    I hope he comes home and takes that thing to some sort of animal rescue.
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  • Thank you! My husband was all like "what?Smile" Im like dude it's a DEER!

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  • BAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Yesterday my SIL texted me that she saw my SS's mom at this thing called Breakfast on the Farm with her POS BF and his 2 girls.  Really?!?!?!  So you like to pretend you're a happy flucking family and spend more time with his kids than you do your own kids? And she wonders how SS doesn't want to be around her and why they have issues.  Dumbasss whore...yes choosing that guy over your kids gets you Mom of the Year.

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    Not smart Mr Cajun, not smart at all. I hope he comes home and takes that thing to some sort of animal rescue.

    That's what I suggested. He said wait until he comes home.. fan freaking tastic. 

    He thinks he's like Mr.Mountain man that can rescue bears and shiit...which he is good at this sort of thing but he's not here all day. Twatwaffle husband 

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    WTF?  What the heck are you supposed to do with a MFing deer in  your house?

    Yes, this!!  Oh my god...I don't know what I would do!

    Yes, this! What the what? Why would DH bring home a baby deer, and why would he put it in the guest bathroom? I'm so confused!

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  • This has me LOLing at my desk...seriously what the hell do men think?!?!? MH decided to rescue a baby alligator once and by baby I mean like 3 feet, gets it all the way home and then realizes that we have no way of dealing with it and then has to spend several hours trying to find a place to set it free. Atleast your deer can't bite your arm off.

     

    My vent is that my son is being a complete twatwaffle. Friday he decided to go on an eating strike, followed through with it on saturday, yesterday he did better but not his normal self and then this morning decided he wanted nothing to do with his bottle again...GRRRRRRR. I am hoping its just that I added a couple ounces of WCM to his bottle and he is in major protest, we will be going back to plain formula in the bottle and trying WCM in a sippy later. Ohh and then I get all the way to daycare to drop him off and forgot diapers, mom of the year right here! I flucking hate Mondays!


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  • OMG! I am sorry you're having a crappy weekend / day but I have to say I just love hearing this crazy stuff from you!!! Nothing like that has even a possibility of happening where I am!

    What the heck is your husbands plan for this deer? Wait, maybe I Don't want to know....

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    OMG! I am sorry you're having a crappy weekend / day but I have to say I just love hearing this crazy stuff from you!!! Nothing like that has even a possibility of happening where I am!

    What the heck is your husbands plan for this deer? Wait, maybe I Don't want to know....

    Honestly it could go either way with him. His uncle had a pet deer he rescued and he had it for like 10 years so there not one bit of telling what he's up to. Confused

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  • Didn't you just get a puppy? Maybe he thought he needed a friend...
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    Am I the only one who feels bad for the poor little deer? It's probably as frightened as hell. How did your H know it did not have a mother? Sometimes the mother is not always near the fawns. It needs to go to a rehab or wildlife rescue as it should be being bottle fed regularly with a special formula.
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    image Manda+Chase:
    Didn't you just get a puppy? Maybe he thought he needed a friend...

    lol.

    This situation is so far out of my paridigm I can't even imagine what I would do in your situation. 

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  • image reinedecajun:

    Yes? NO? Fuuuck it heres mine

    After a craptastic weekend with a sick baby and a husband that just had to work saturday my husband brings home a baby deer! Just now, a mother fucccking baby deer. He found it at work, brought it back here and just went back to work. Most girls get surprised with flowers..my husband brings home a damn baby animal. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing all day? It's locked in my guest bathroom. A flucking deer! 

    I'm running on like zero sleep because my dogs are complete asssholes. My baby is also a huge twatwaffle for having a scream fit at midnight for a hour then waking up at 5 am to down a bottle in my bed and then piss on my sheets while I changed him. So yeah lets add a deer to my list of shiiiit I do not need today. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

     

    I have a friend whose husband brought home a baby deer and they have raised it like a pet. It actually thinks it is one of the dogs and runs around their yard playing like a dog. It is the cutest/craziest thing ever! It is probably 4 or 5 years old now and is just part of the pet family. She said it is one of the easiest pets she ever had.. so maybe your baby deer will be easy too! 

    I really don't know what else to say.. lol.. but just tried to give you hope to an easy/good turnout! 

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  • Lol about the deer .. Hope your Monday gets better!

    I have a vent today. A girl I used to work with just posted the new aap guidelines for carseats and then commented how it was ridiculous that they suggest rear facing till 2. And she is pregnant. I'm feeling very stabby about this and left her a nasty comment. I'm blaming it in having a miscarriage last week and being extra emotional and annoyed with stupidity. Vent over.

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  • Wow, a deer... I'm trying to picture this, it's crazy! GL with it!

    My vent is about MH, the man who decided yesterday that he was going to go to a brewfest for five hours while I was stuck home with LO who has a cold. I've been home with her and her cold for four days straight basically, and have caught it myself, while he takes off for 5 freaking hours. So this morning MH starts complaining that he doesn't feel good, like he does every morning after drinking like that in the sun. You'd think he'd figure out why he doesn't feel good when it happens on schedule like this. I just can't find it in me to feel pity at all, and it threw off our entire schedule since he is supposed to be the one to take LO to daycare, and he asked if I could instead since he didn't want to get up early enough to be ready to go. Sorry, I'm grumpy this morning because on top of being sick I've got stupid PMS, and they just make everything worse together. The good news is my wine is being delivered today. Big Smile

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  • image zyas:
    Am I the only one who feels bad for the poor little deer? It's probably as frightened as hell. How did your H know it did not have a mother? Sometimes the mother is not always near the fawns. It needs to go to a rehab or wildlife rescue as it should be being bottle fed regularly with a special formula.

    Oh I didn't say I didn't feel bad for it I just have no fricking clue what to do with it. That's my husbands area which is why im pissed because he's not here. I agree 100% he should not have brought it here

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  • Oh god, I would not know what to do with the baby deer. So you are home with sick baby, puppy, misbehaving dogs and a baby deer. How absurd. Hang on there momma. Have a drink. That's the only thing I can suggest, lol.
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  • I love your country girl problems!!  This shiiit be cray cray!  How about a city girl problem?  Traffic in DC is so terrible, that they opened express lanes that you have to pay for to go faster.  Sometimes I take them and sometimes I don't.  This morning I was running so late, I decided to take them and they were $6.10.  Are you fuuuucking kidding me?  Six dollars to take a damn road???  The prices fluctuate depending on how terrible traffic is.  I almost had a heart attack at $6.10.  I took them anyway because traffic was horrible.  Ain't nobody got time for dat!
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    Thank you! My husband was all like "what?Smile" Im like dude it's a DEER!

     

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    Am I the only one who feels bad for the poor little deer? It's probably as frightened as hell. How did your H know it did not have a mother? Sometimes the mother is not always near the fawns. It needs to go to a rehab or wildlife rescue as it should be being bottle fed regularly with a special formula.

    MSE! I know they are cute and all, but that's a wild animal that requires special care. Wild creatures are NOT pets. Please get that poor thing out of your house!
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  • I feel like having a baby deer would be fun in theory, but not so fun in practice.  GL figuring out what to do with it, and I REALLY hope your Monday gets better!

    My vent is that my kid went to bed at 7 last night, but people were still hanging out from the party and woke her up at 8.  She cried for TWO HOURS STRAIGHT.  While this motivated people to leave, it scared the crap out of me because she never acts like that anymore.  I thought something horrible was wrong.  She was so tired and kept almost getting to sleep, but then she'd freak out again.  Finally, DH figured it out.  She was too hot.  He stripped her down to her diaper, stuck her in the crib, and she was asleep in less than a minute.

    Seriously?  It took us two F-ing hours of screaming to figure that out?  

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    Thank you! My husband was all like "what?Smile" Im like dude it's a DEER!

     

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    where on earth did you find a picture of a deer smoking a joint? You are the internet queen! Lol
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  • I can't believe you have a deer in your house!

    Mine is my mil. She just stole about 10 pictures of Colin off my Facebook and posted them to hers. If she wants to post pictures that's fine but either ask me or take your own pictures of him! Of that's right, she's seen him about 5 times since he was born.

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    Thank you! My husband was all like "what?Smile" Im like dude it's a DEER!

     

    Here's a thing you could do... 

    Big Smile 

    where on earth did you find a picture of a deer smoking a joint? You are the internet queen! Lol

    You might be surprised how many images of politicians come up when you google "baby deer smoking pot" Surprise

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    Oh god, I would not know what to do with the baby deer. So you are home with sick baby, puppy, misbehaving dogs and a baby deer. How absurd. Hang on there momma. Have a drink. That's the only thing I can suggest, lol.
    OMG, cajun. I think I'd be on the verge of killing my H for that! 

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    Oh god, I would not know what to do with the baby deer. So you are home with sick baby, puppy, misbehaving dogs and a baby deer. How absurd. Hang on there momma. Have a drink. That's the only thing I can suggest, lol.
    OMG, cajun. I think I'd be on the verge of killing my H for that! 
    Oh im all kind of stabby about him today.
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  • Poor you, and baby deer! Do you have a shed or somewhere outside you can put it for now? You may have an awful mess to clean up in your bathroom!



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