Yes? NO? Fuuuck it heres mine
After a craptastic weekend with a sick baby and a husband that just had to work saturday my husband brings home a baby deer! Just now, a mother fucccking baby deer. He found it at work, brought it back here and just went back to work. Most girls get surprised with flowers..my husband brings home a damn baby animal. What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing all day? It's locked in my guest bathroom. A flucking deer!
I'm running on like zero sleep because my dogs are complete asssholes. My baby is also a huge twatwaffle for having a scream fit at midnight for a hour then waking up at 5 am to down a bottle in my bed and then piss on my sheets while I changed him. So yeah lets add a deer to my list of shiiiit I do not need today. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!