We went to a wedding last night. DH was a groomsman, so he was at the head table, and I sat at a table with my BIL and DH's friend's wives (most of his friends were groomsman). His one friend has the strangest wife ever. Last night she reached a whole new level of weirdness.
We were talking and she says "So, you work nights, and Doug works days... I'm surprised you had time to make a 2nd baby." How does one even respond to that? Bahahaha I just stared at her blankly.
Then a few minutes later she says "Shannon (the best man's wife) has an amazing body, do you think she does anything?" I said "Yea, she's a runner."
A few minutes later she says to Shannon "You have an amazing figure, do you do anything, like throw up your food to keep it that way." Um, what? Who asks someone that? Shannon says "No, I work my azz off at the gym."
My BIL (who hasn't spent much time with her) says wow, that girl is weird. Understatement of the year. I'm still shaking my head. There were other comments, but these were the best.