Dads & Dads-to-be

You know you are a dad when....

Kind of in the line of Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes... finish this line:

You know you are a dad when....

Re: You know you are a dad when....

  • You know you are a dad when...

    - you get the theme song to your kid's favorite TV show stuck in your head instead of the latest song.

    - you walk around with dried snot on your shoulder and you don't notice for half a day.

  • imageColtsdad:

    You know you are a dad when...

    - you walk around with dried snot on your shoulder and you don't notice fo

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  • You know you are a dad when....

    you go to Disney Jr. first with the remote instead of ESPN.

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  • imageladyjenna13:

    You know you are a dad when....

    you go to Disney Jr. first with the remote instead of ESPN.

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  • You know you are a dad when...

    toy birds and stuffed Elmos decorate your back seat

    and your idea of a good night is playing parachute for an hour 

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  • imageDavidStamps:

    You know you are a dad when...

    toy birds and stuffed Elmos decorate your back seat

    and

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  • You know you are a dad when you have to remind your own dad that you are the father of your son, not him.

    Dad's (grandpa's) be trippin'!

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  • You know you are a dad when you have children's songs stuck in your head all day at work and didn't even listen to them on the way in that morning.
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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • You know you're a dad when someone casually asks how you're doing, and you give them a story about your son.
  • You know you are a dad when you run around your department at work, first thing in the morning, to tell everyone that your son said "da-da" for the first time this weekend, and all the non-parents look at you like you just spoke in alien language.

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  • You know you are a dad when you lift your kid up to smell his/her crotch for "a poopie" (that part must be said out loud) in a restaurant without even thinking about it.

     

    Did that today when I met my wife and boy for lunch at Oliv

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  • imageladyjenna13:

    You know you are a dad when you lift your kid up to smell his/her crotch for "a poopie" (that part must be said o

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhqjipgCIAAOz7H.jpg
    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • imageLuckyDad:
    imageladyjenna13:

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