You know you are a dad when you run around your department at work, first thing in the morning, to tell everyone that your son said "da-da" for the first time this weekend, and all the non-parents look at you like you just spoke in alien language.
You know you are a dad when you lift your kid up to smell his/her crotch for "a poopie" (that part must be said out loud) in a restaurant without even thinking about it.
Did that today when I met my wife and boy for lunch at Oliv
Re: You know you are a dad when....
You know you are a dad when...
- you get the theme song to your kid's favorite TV show stuck in your head instead of the latest song.
- you walk around with dried snot on your shoulder and you don't notice for half a day.
You know you are a dad when....
you go to Disney Jr. first with the remote instead of ESPN.
You know you are a dad when...
toy birds and stuffed Elmos decorate your back seat
and your idea of a good night is playing parachute for an hour
You know you are a dad when you have to remind your own dad that you are the father of your son, not him.
Dad's (grandpa's) be trippin'!
You know you are a dad when you lift your kid up to smell his/her crotch for "a poopie" (that part must be said out loud) in a restaurant without even thinking about it.
Did that today when I met my wife and boy for lunch at Oliv