I need to talk this over with fellow Aholes. I know the majority is a bunch of nice, and logical folk. Right now I am neither of those adjectives.
So we're here recovering from snowpocalypse. Of course, we're renting, so the landlord is *supposed* to take care of the snow removal. Understandably he was unable to get over here, the plows didn't get to our street until yesterday.
Anyway a bunch of neighbors, pitched in and SHOVELED our entire street. Including 2 of 4 men living in this house. The 2 of them (H was 1) also shoveled the entire driveway. Now all that was left was half of the parking lot in back, which is really not much at all- it's the length of my H's ford focus, and maybe 40ft wide- with 6ft of snow filling the space lol. Out of 4 cars, my H's Ford, and the 3rd fls car were the only ones left still snowed in- that is because H dug out my Jeep, the other neighbor dug out their own car. H left his Ford because he was totally exhausted he couldn't do any more.
Now here's where this epic novel gets real. The 3rd floor neighbors(Girl and Guy and their 20's) called and begged, and cried until the landlord finally got here with his friend and TWO snow blowers, as well as 2 extra shovels. Can you believe these fckers had the audacity to only clear out the 1ft of space around 3rd fl's car, and totally left H's Ford buried- EVEN THOUGH, H had spent an entire day 12+ hours, shoveling the whole motherfucking street out for everyone to use, the entire driveway so people could get out,etc.
You all have to be really bored to continue reading this, matter of fact, you are amazing if you even got this far.
When I realized that H's car was still buried in- I texted the landlord, but I couldn't wait for a reply. I marched my ass right up to the 3rd floor, and proceeded to spazz on the dude that answered- explaining that I am TRAPPED here with a baby, because my husband has to work TWENTY HOUR DAYS AND HAS TO TAKE MY CAR LEAVING ME WITH THE BURIED FORD. I said "Do you know he shoveled the entire STREET"?! Can you all believe he said "Yea I know I saw them all out there" What?!?1 are you motherfucking serious?! "So you had 4 people get your car out, and didn't bother to help get his car out?!?!"
Then this *** had the balls to say "Well it was so hard to get my car out" IT WAS A ONE FOOT PARAMETER!)(#)(@*!#
Ok so I also said "You better be glad I'm talking to you and not your girlfriend, because we'd be rolling down the stairs right now"
Then I get back downstairs, and the landlord finally responded with "Sorry I can't get back over there, the snowblowers broke, and the rest of the snow needs to be shoveled. My back is messed up from the 1ft parameter I shoveled last night"
LOL.. so as I read that the dude from 3rd fl is walking out the back door- I flung the door open and started yelling "Oh! You're leaving!?! Well guess what! My husband is getting 2 shovels, you are either going to help dig his car out or I am going to shovel all this snow myself into THAT SPOT"
He said "What spot?" I said "YOUR SPOT" He said "Why would you do that?" and at this point I know my eyeball started twitching and I said "I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHY!"
Then he said- "Yea, sure, I'll help when I get out of work" with an attitude.
Anyway, my friend actually came out and he is shoveling it for me right now. I tried to bring LO out there so I can shovel it, but she was trying to bury herself in the damn snow, so that didn't last very long.
Ha. I know none of you will read this whole thing. I will probably delete this in a little while. I literally HAD to get this out of me, otherwise I'd spend the rest of the day fuming fcking mad. Can you believe the motherfucking balls of people? I don't know if I should be more pissed at 3rd fl for not even so much as offering to help or the landlord for leaving the car like that after my H and neighbor did all of what was supposed to be HIS work, and left this small space that he couldn't be bothered to finish.