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Baster baby - Im pregger!

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I wanted a baby and my friend gave me one.  Now i'm preggers  - 5 weeks the thing says.  I coudln't afford sperm donor so he ddi it in a cup and we used a baster.  it worked!  I'm so excite!  What should I name the baby?  When do I find out if its a boy or girl?
Kiss my beefdrapes!
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    fathotstamosfathotstamos

    1) Stamos, whether it is a boy or girl is irrelevant

    2) Basters are hot

    3) You find out when I tell you 

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    fathotstampsfathotstamps
    y u no leave me alone, stamos?  i came here to find out about my baby, not to be ridicculed by you.
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    KentuckyKateKentuckyKate member
    WTF is happening right now?
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    fathotstampsfathotstamps
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    OMG fur realzies? 

    Did you insert the baster the whole way in? If so, you're totally having a boy. If you have a girl puhleese name her Nevahabella, it's like heaven spelt backwards only not and with 'bella' on the end she'll be a pretty pink princess for LYFFFE!

    Please track me down in the 3rd tri when you're mucus plug comes out, I would love to look into it and predict your baby's future.  

    Ican't tell if you are naking fun of me....

     

    Whats a muscus plug? 

     We put the baster all the way.  isn't that how you; do it? 

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    WTF is happening right now?

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    OMG fur realzies? 

    Did you insert the baster the whole way in? If so, you're totally having a boy. If you have a girl puhleese name her Nevahabella, it's like heaven spelt backwards only not and with 'bella' on the end she'll be a pretty pink princess for LYFFFE!

    Please track me down in the 3rd tri when you're mucus plug comes out, I would love to look into it and predict your baby's future.  

    Ican't tell if you are naking fun of me....

     

    Whats a muscus plug? 

     We put the baster all the way.  isn't that how you; do it? 

    Your welcome. 

    Ewww. what is that?>  A toiletpaper wipes?
    Kiss my beefdrapes!
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    fathotstamosfathotstamos
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    OMG fur realzies? 

    Did you insert the baster the whole way in? If so, you're totally having a boy. If you have a girl puhleese name her Nevahabella, it's like heaven spelt backwards only not and with 'bella' on the end she'll be a pretty pink princess for LYFFFE!

    Please track me down in the 3rd tri when you're mucus plug comes out, I would love to look into it and predict your baby's future.  

    Ican't tell if you are naking fun of me....

     

    Whats a muscus plug? 

     We put the baster all the way.  isn't that how you; do it? 

    Your welcome. 

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    fathotstampsfathotstamps
    How do I make it so.stamoscan't see my words ? i don't wnt her to see my words now.
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    fathotstamosfathotstamos

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    How do I make it so.stamoscan't see my words ? i don't wnt her to see my words now.

    Close your beef drapes 

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    Did you feel your ovaries tingle when it happened?
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    CaliforniaDream87CaliforniaDream87 member
    This is weird.

    This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user.

    So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself?

    We have hit a new level of crazy....
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    fathotstampsfathotstamps
    I am not stamos. she followed me.here.ti make fun of me. I know her,. I want her to leave me aelonE!
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    fathotstamosfathotstamos

    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    This is weird. This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user. So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself? We have hit a new level of crazy....

    Good job detective!! You win a stamos 

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    I want my own Stamos. 
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    CaliforniaDream87CaliforniaDream87 member
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    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    This is weird.

    This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user.

    So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself?

    We have hit a new level of crazy....

    Good job detective!! You win a stamos 


    I mean your obviously NOT smart enough to be somewhat entertaining....just saying!
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    fathotstampsfathotstamps
    How do i.make.it so.stamos doesn't post to my post?>??
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    fathotstamosfathotstamos

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    I want my own Stamos. 

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    CaliforniaDream87CaliforniaDream87 member
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    How do i.make.it so.stamos doesn't post to my post?gt;??


    Seriously?!

    You're truly NUTS!
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    ShaylizShayliz member
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    I want my own Stamos. 

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    Have Mercy.. 

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    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:

    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    This is weird. This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user. So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself? We have hit a new level of crazy....

    Good job detective!! You win a stamos 

    I mean your obviously NOT smart enough to be somewhat entertaining....just saying!

     *you're 

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    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    This is weird.

    This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user.

    So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself?

    We have hit a new level of crazy....

    Good job detective!! You win a stamos 


    I mean your obviously NOT smart enough to be somewhat entertaining....just saying!

     *you're 


    Have fun correcting my grammar!! Lmao I bump mobile, as previously stated, so again have fun.

    You on the other hand...seem to get your rocks off by talking to yourself...

    Yea, correct that!
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    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:
    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:

    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    This is weird. This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user. So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself? We have hit a new level of crazy....

    Good job detective!! You win a stamos 

    I mean your obviously NOT smart enough to be somewhat entertaining....just saying!

     *you're 

    Have fun correcting my grammar!! Lmao I bump mobile, as previously stated, so again have fun. You on the other hand...seem to get your rocks off by talking to yourself... Yea, correct that!

    dude, it's an AE. take a chill pill.  

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    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:
    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:

    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    This is weird. This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user. So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself? We have hit a new level of crazy....

    Good job detective!! You win a stamos 

    I mean your obviously NOT smart enough to be somewhat entertaining....just saying!

     *you're 

    Have fun correcting my grammar!! Lmao I bump mobile, as previously stated, so again have fun. You on the other hand...seem to get your rocks off by talking to yourself... Yea, correct that!

    *Z-snap* I bump mobile, as previously stated 

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    fathotstampsfathotstamps
    Everyone is talking to stamos... i really,want to get her to go away. I THIOUGHT THIS WAS A BOARD.FOR.BABIES.  Howdo I report.stamos?  Can I make it so she doesnt post here?  I know her. I don't wanht her here.
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    imageShayliz:
    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:
    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:

    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    This is weird.

    This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user.

    So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself?

    We have hit a new level of crazy....

    Good job detective!! You win a stamos 


    I mean your obviously NOT smart enough to be somewhat entertaining....just saying!

     *you're 


    Have fun correcting my grammar!! Lmao I bump mobile, as previously stated, so again have fun.

    You on the other hand...seem to get your rocks off by talking to yourself...

    Yea, correct that!

    dude, it's an AE. take a chill pill.  


    I'm aware of that.
    Just bored and responding to the crazy...that's all.
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    imageShayliz:
    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:
    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    imagefathotstamos:

    imageCaliforniaDream87:
    This is weird. This "fathotstamos" person is also posting on TTGP. But the name "fathotstamps" name is very similar to the other user. So...are they the same person? If so, this AE is having dialogue with herself? We have hit a new level of crazy....

    Good job detective!! You win a stamos 

    I mean your obviously NOT smart enough to be somewhat entertaining....just saying!

     *you're 

    Have fun correcting my grammar!! Lmao I bump mobile, as previously stated, so again have fun. You on the other hand...seem to get your rocks off by talking to yourself... Yea, correct that!

    dude, it's an AE. take a chill pill.  

    I'm aware of that. Just bored and responding to the crazy...that's all.

    LULZ 

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    fathotstampsfathotstamps
    sence no one ehlped.me with my qujestions beacuse stamos is here, can someone tell me another place to go?  I think othef hbaby sites will actjually,want.to.talk about baby things.
    Kiss my beefdrapes!
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    jrew2ujrew2u
    lol this is some hilarious shizz.... ** pops some popcorn**
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    sence no one ehlped.me with my qujestions beacuse stamos is here, can someone tell me another place to go?  I think othef hbaby sites will actjually,want.to.talk about baby things.

    Lady, no one here believes that you aren't logging in and out and arguing with yourself right now to create dull, AW, egocentric MUD.  You may have better luck on a teen mom forum.

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    lol this is some hilarious shizz.... pops some popcorn


    I'll get the snow caps. Can't have popcorn without chocolate!
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    Then and now. How did my boy get so big? 

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    imageKentuckyKate:

    imagefathotstamps:
    sence no one ehlped.me with my qujestions beacuse stamos is here, can someone tell me another place to go?  I think othef hbaby sites will actjually,want.to.talk about baby things.

    Lady, no one here believes that you aren't logging in and out and arguing with yourself right now to create dull, AW, egocentric MUD.  You may have better luck on a teen mom forum.

    Im not arguing.with myself.   Stamos is actujaklly my friend. But not.me.

     

    Can some1 please tellme when we find out if thsi is a boy or girl baby?

    Kiss my beefdrapes!
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    AutumnLeaves2AutumnLeaves2 member

    Funny that you used a turkey baster to get that baby in there....they also use one to suck the baby out at 40 weeks.

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    MommaG123MommaG123 member

    Dude, a little warning before you post freaking mucus plugs. Disgusting.

    OP your attempt at MUD is lame. 

      
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    For MUD this one leaves much to be desired

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    Exactly.

    ::yawn:: 

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