For whatever reason, nights are REALLY bad for me. Baby decides to scoot up high so I can't breath, I can't get comfortable on the couch, my food is hard to eat and then makes me feel too full, I always end up going to bed by 9 which means dh and I have about 2 hours together and then I have a terrible time sleeping. So I'm in major crank mode right now and want to crank for a minute. I invite anyone else who is in as bad of a mood as I am to join in with me.
I hate driving home in rush hour traffic on our highway, as it's stop and go for no reason. There was a jerk of a driver in front of me TEXTING-I could clearly see his phone-slamming on his brakes because he wasn't paying attention or leaving several cars space in front of him. I kept honking at him to get off his darn phone, so he flicked me off and sped in to the carpool lane-he was the only one in the car-and probably got home 30 minutes before I did.
I stopped by Bed, Bath and Beyond and only had one coupon. The lady in front of me had 8 and probably saved 10x the money I did.
While at Bed, Bath and Beyond, I saw a slushie maker that looked amazing, but didn't get it. Now it's all I can think about.
Two cars sped behind me as I was trying to back up out of my BBB space because they couldn't wait five seconds for me to get out of my space.
While I was getting fish at the meat counter, there were two older community members complaining about some ordinance that just passed putting in an extra stop light, using tons of profanity and talking really loud like they want the whole store to hear them. We live in a really small town area and I have no idea what they were talking about, but they added to my bad mood.
I wanted watermelon sorbet, but I guess they don't make that. So I had to get Strawberry.
I got home and the house is a mess. Dh is pretty good, but he's certainly not going out of his way to help pick up right now. I had to clean the kitchen, clean the rice cooker for dinner, change the laundry, clean off the kitchen table and was so out of breath I couldn't do anything else. Meanwhile I see his stuff everywhere, his clean laundry still sitting out, etc. Grrrr.
A co-worker who is a high-maintenance friend kept raving about how cute her baby gift for us is-she got it in the UK and kept going on and on about how much we would love it. She gave it to me today and I couldn't believe it-it's a striped onesie with a GIANT fruit face on it. The eyes are kiwis, the nose is an orange, and the mouth is a banana. It's one of the most hideous things I've ever seen. It's so ugly it's comical, but also added to my WTF mood, because I had to fake enthusiasm and figure out what to do with this hideous outfit.
My caps lock kept getting stuck on that last paragraph, and I had to retype a sentence about 10 times before I got it right.
Dh just came over and put a bra on my head and called it my grumpy hat.
And I'm done. For now.