This is a conversation an attending and two residents were having at the nurses' station in Labor Hall over the weekend.
Resident 1: No, M-A-L-A-D-I-I
Resident 1: That can't be right.
Resident 2: Here's her chart: M-E-L-A-D-I-I
Resident 1: Is it like Hawai'i? Me-la-di-i?
Resident 2: It's Melody.
Resident 1 and Attending: Ohhh. Melody.
Resident 2: Yeah, because here the firstborn is Harmanii.
Attending: Wow. Poor kids.
In case you thought doctors were all business all the time.