Ok so serious gross subject but what do hemroids feel like? I have never had one before. Things feel swollen and uncomfy back there but I can hardly reach, let alone see what's going on. Also is there any end in sight to the serious swelling in the vag? I am assuming it is normal but is there anyway to get it to go away? I havent seen my DH in weeks (love the army) and Im begining to think that there is no way he is getting any this weekend - poor guy!