I work for a boutique law firm (fancy for small). Our receptionist may possible the laziest, biggest waste of space. Yesterday she misfiled a depo I needed. I asked her where it was since she is the only one that files. She claims it never existed - LIAR - I have seen it. So, her old a$$ gets on facebook and plays around with her 10 old friends who probably just learned about this "spacebook" thing. In the mean time, I am around eight months pregnant on the floor looking through the last row of the file cabinet. She looks at me and asks "are you looking for that depo?"
I snarkly replied "apparently."
She laughs and proceeds to play on facebook.
It took everything I had not to say, "Connie, get your lazy dumb a$$ down here and find the gd depo you fvcking misfiled!!!!" After I eventually found it, I emailed all the attorneys in the office and said "I finally found the depo Connie misfiled." (Just so I could cover my back if she claims I was mean to her). This happened about 24 hours ago and I still cannot stand to look at that fvcktard.
Anyone else have a coirker they cannot stand?