On two separate occasions last week I asked DH to unload the dishwasher. He basically told me to fvck off he was 'busy' playing on the computer after working all day. So I unloaded it. Both times.
He just now had the nerve to tell me to do something productive while he makes lunch. He said "load up the dishwasher."
So I finished loading the dishwasher and told him he's an asssholee and reminded him that I asked him TWICE last week to unload it and also reminded him that he basically told me to fvck off. He said he was sorry. I told him to kiss my asss.
I am really not in the mood for his bullshiit today. He better hope he doesn't make any more dumbass comments to me.