~~~FFFC~~~

stoneycakes

Well, we could all probably just refer to the UO thread for drama today, but I'll post the FFFCs here, too.  Because they're flame free.  Right? Right?!?!?!

Into+the+Kitty

I plan on cheating on my husband.

Into+the+Kitty

I ran over a dog and just kept driving.

Into+the+Kitty

I send anonymous hate mail to my neighbors.

Into+the+Kitty

I commit voter fraud every year.

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

I plan on cheating on my husband.

Wow.  Starting it off big, I see.

Into+the+Kitty

Once I shot a man just to watch him die.

Into+the+Kitty

I'm technically currently married to three different men.

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

Once I shot a man just to watch him die.

LLOL!

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

I'm technically currently married to three different men.

Do they all know?

Into+the+Kitty

stringy813 said:

He would have died anyway ITK.

Damn it you made me wake up my kid.

Into+the+Kitty

stoneycakes said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

I'm technically currently married to three different men.

Do they all know?

No, but my wife does.

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

stoneycakes said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

I'm technically currently married to three different men.

Do they all know?

No, but my wife does.

You're a ho.

Into+the+Kitty

stoneycakes said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

stoneycakes said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

I'm technically currently married to three different men.

Do they all know?

No, but my wife does.

You're a ho.

EXCUSE ME BUT THIS IS FLAME FREE CONFESSIONS! You should obviously support me in everything I do! What the flipping flip!

freezorburn

My FFFC is that I think I'm going to wash my mama cloth with my regular clothes because I have an irrational fear that washing them with DS's diapers will somehow mess up the diapers.

For the life of me I can't figure out where this fear is coming from.

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

stoneycakes said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

stoneycakes said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

I'm technically currently married to three different men.

Do they all know?

No, but my wife does.

You're a ho.

EXCUSE ME BUT THIS IS FLAME FREE CONFESSIONS! You should obviously support me in everything I do! What the flipping flip!

Hey I never said being a ho was bad.

stoneycakes

AFwifelife said:

I only got DS a few things for Christmas (most of the things are practical items) and I'm still considering returning them all. The grandparents and great grandparents have sent him way too many things and I'm sweating thinking of where I'm going to put everything.

I walked into the toy store today and picked out a couple of things.  Then I put them all back.  LOL.  I seriously can't decide what to get DS because I know he'll get a TON of stuff from family.  I did buy him a toddler sized arm chair for Christmas.  He has a little plastic lawn chair that he LOVES and I think he'll be so excited to get a real one.

sarenu1

I'm so glad my sister is pregnant again.

It means I can send EVERYTHING her way.  And even better if it turns out to be a girl, because I can then send all of my daughter's clothes her way (but she'll probably make me keep the boy clothes).

Rrrrrachel

I came over here just to see if Kelly reposted what she said

redrockmama

We have a laundry chute 5 feet away from out bedroom door and 1 ft outside the bathroom door and J and I still manage to end up with piles of clothes on our respective sides of the bed. We need an intervention. 

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

I send anonymous hate mail to my neighbors.

LLOL.  How did I miss this one?  Are YOU the one who mailed this to me????!?!

PB&J714

I'm annoyed with the influx of crazy newbs that decide to infiltrate just as I became brave enough to start participating on this board. I'm not crazy guys, swear!

stoneycakes

PB&J714 said:

I'm annoyed with the influx of crazy newbs that decide to infiltrate just as I became brave enough to start participating on this board. I'm not crazy guys, swear!

We'll be the judge of that

PipSqueak0313

I have gotten an inexplicable amount of pleasure from my mom FINALLY telling my brother NO. Back after the crap my brother and SIL pulled at Thanksgiving, and them offering ( and all agreeing) to a "set in stone" time with my family on 12/26.....they contacted my mom multiple times trying to get the date changed to 12/24 so SIL can go out with her friends on 12/26. Mom told them no, we have made our plans and we're not changing them......but you're welcome to join us for whatever time you want to on 12/24 -12/25.....otherwise we'll see you on 12/26.

Into+the+Kitty

WillyH19 said:

PB&J714 said:

I'm annoyed with the influx of crazy newbs that decide to infiltrate just as I became brave enough to start participating on this board. I'm not crazy guys, swear!

It's me, isn't it? Am I the crazy one?

Kelly11235

Love "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".

My deleted comment involved genocide.

stoneycakes

LLOL at "My deleted comment involved genocide."  @Kelly11235 you crack me up!

Kelly11235

Um....I wasn't being sarcastic.

stoneycakes

Kelly11235 said:

Um....I wasn't being sarcastic.

No. I know.  I saw your original post.  I just liked the way you summarized it. 

Kelly11235

I don't actually believe what I posted...I was just trying to change the topic.

I'm not that horrible of a person.

stoneycakes

Kelly11235 said:

I don't actually believe what I posted...I was just trying to change the topic.

I'm not that horrible of a person.

You made that really clear, Kelly.  I wasn't offended.  No worries.  I respect your reason for deleting it, though.

Kelly11235

Chickypoo2468 said:

OMG just repost!!!!

I said Hitler didn't go far enough.

(Again, I deleted it, because I think it went too far, and because I'm not made of assholesauce.)

TJ1979

Love titting the assholesauce.

stoneycakes

TJ1979 said:

Love titting the assholesauce.

Well I certainly hope you weren't love titting Hitler

PipSqueak0313

Right now, I am annoyed with diapers.....I am tired of cloth diapers BUT I refuse to deal with sposies, even for a day to take a break. Is it possible to potty train a non-verbal, non- walking 21month old? Would I have any sanity left if I tried?

Into+the+Kitty

PipSqueak0313 said:

Right now, I am annoyed with diapers.....I am tired of cloth diapers BUT I refuse to deal with sposies, even for a day to take a break. Is it possible to potty train a non-verbal, non- walking 21month old? Would I have any sanity left if I tried?

No and no. What's the issue you're annoyed by?

Into+the+Kitty

I just gave my kid a block of cheese, which she's eating like an apple, so that I could distract her from the sight of me shoving four Christmas cookies in my mouth. They were buckeyes, if you must know.

PipSqueak0313

Into+the+Kitty said:

PipSqueak0313 said:

Right now, I am annoyed with diapers.....I am tired of cloth diapers BUT I refuse to deal with sposies, even for a day to take a break. Is it possible to potty train a non-verbal, non- walking 21month old? Would I have any sanity left if I tried?

No and no. What's the issue you're annoyed by?

They're wet and/or poopy......and ds2 is outpeeing a single flat........and I don't like thinking about what I'm going to do when he's 5+ years old and still not potty trained.......just call me in a weird, annoyed mood (I wonder if menopause is setting in for my moods of late)

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

I just gave my kid a block of cheese, which she's eating like an apple, so that I could distract her from the sight of me shoving four Christmas cookies in my mouth. They were buckeyes, if you must know.

This is winning at parenting, as far as I'm concerned.  

unaveragejane

Hugs, Pip! If you ever want to talk (vent), send me a PM.

sarenu1

Into+the+Kitty said:

I just gave my kid a block of cheese, which she's eating like an apple, so that I could distract her from the sight of me shoving four Christmas cookies in my mouth. They were buckeyes, if you must know.

My daughter would not poop for a week if I let her do this.

And on a side note, I once left a block of mozzarella on the counter in the kitchen.  I came back 10 minutes later to find tine bites in it.  Toddler bites.